Jack Patterson

Barstool_Paddy

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

How can something be birthday cake flavored if birthday cake can be any flavor?

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

岁月 秋天 礼仪 🤗🍃

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

Case Keenum will retire as a hall of famer

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

I’ll get you right with a slice at Jeff’s

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There’s a chance I’ll be in Ames this weekend to support my Old HS teammate👀👀 guess who…? 🤷🏽‍♂️
Any good restaurants?!? 🤔🤭🤫

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

Anyone know where I can stream Nitro Circus?

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

Bring back Ponder

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I’m either bringing the Shox’s or Zig-Zag’s. I think I’m gonna sleep on it

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

@chadmrachek It’s just called Cars, Chad.

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

Dodgeball is the most car ride movie of all-time

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

If Dick’s gets looted I know damn well the clearance rack of Christian Ponder jerseys will be the only thing left standing

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

I just started making myself sandwiches when I’m bored and not hungry. I open the fridge later, and boom. Fully made double decker PB&J. Best idea I’ve ever had.

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

What a sad Minnesota moment to scroll over and see Rubio sitting at the top Wolves PG of all-time

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I would even be willing to go to Great Clips at this point

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

@Nickapotumus Wow so you’ve clearly been waiting for the day I tweet abt Macklemore

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

Anyone else go on occasional Macklemore benders? I might just be that white

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@barstoolbets

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

@sammy0patterson No, because I care about the well-being of our family, Samantha!

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

@AllSportTalk Wtf McMahon. This isn’t the XFL way.

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

I have 17 days until the NFL virtual draft to become a hacker so I can join the zoom call and boo Roger Goodell

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

I can’t wait to be a Joe Exotic roadie when he gets freed and goes on tour.

[Jack Patterson @Paddycakes22]

I’m nocturnal now