King Longdraw

He/Brew

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Manchester United is saddened to bring you the following statement from the family of Denis Law.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

TOMMY ROBINSON & EDL GROOMING/PEDOPHILE GANGS EXPOSED

Tommy Robinson claimed that he was exposing grooming gangs, but in reality, he headed EDL, which was full of pedophiles & groomers. His friends and followers disproportionately abused victims

Will @elonmusk address this? /1

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Millions of years of evolution into a perfect predator undone by a shovel.

[King Longdraw @PaddyRiley4]

Return of mcfred

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨🗣 NEW – Fabrizio Romano:

"From what I'm hearing, the first indication from Ruben Amorim to Man Utd directors is, 'we need to bring players with intensity'.

"These were the crucial words he mentioned in the opening talks and meetings he had with United." [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Tuchel speaking facts!!

https://t.co/MUMOOiuyte

[george 🎏 @gmbarnard22]

old jamaica ginger beer being discontinued

[FC Boyler @Boyler_FC]

A disappointing defeat but we'll bounce back.

#BoylerFC | ⚪️⚫️

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Im crying bro, he might be on to something 😭😭😭
https://t.co/CniG695yUO

[𝓑𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮𝓼 🇬🇧 @BBlues100]

M1 heading north, ffs 🤦‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣

[utdreport @utdreport]

AMADDDDDDDD

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 209-211:

Day 209: 60.1km
Day 210: 37.1km
Day 211: 51.8km

Total raised for charity: £77,397

You see me yeah. Mashed up differently right now. I look in the mirror I see a few things have changed in the last 211 days. Head is a jungle. Body is a wafer thin slice of tesco value ham.

When you close your eyes you see the insides of your eyelids. When I close mine I see tarmac. I hear 10 tonne trucks making a b-line for my skull. I feel 38 degree sun cooking my soul.

I wake up and it was all just a dream? No. The garmin says 0 on it again. Back on road. How can this be? Too many questions. Sometimes I feel like I know what’s going on, then I realise, I know nothing.

The world famous game of life girls & boys. What a way🫡

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, 1937-2023.

Words will never be enough.

[John Pitchford🌹💙 @Johnnypapa64]

Very sorry to hear of the death of the great Sir Michael Gambon aged 82, here in an interview explaining why he didn’t like being interviewed. RIP Michael.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Harry Kane seeing Declan Rice win a trophy before him...

#UECLfinal

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Smoothest bartender ever

[Faithless @faithless]

We are heartbroken to say Maxi Jazz died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was a man who changed our lives in so many ways. He gave proper meaning and a message to our music. He was a lovely human being with time for everyone and wisdom that was both profound and accessible.