Padraig Fox

Garden panty.

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@TessutiHelpTeam hello I sent you a DM about my order as my submitted form hasn’t been answered & it’s been over a week

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My brain at 1am when I’m trying to go asleep:

WHORES IN THIS HOUSE🤸🏻‍♀️
THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE
THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE
THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE #WAP

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@oliviaf561 @euanmccolm See it’s normal! 😂

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@MRPORTERLIVE Hi there! Are Valentino pieces in the private sale? It's appearing when I click into the sale section but it's not discounting when I go to the checkout? Thanks!

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Walked into the sitting room & Mam was watching #NormalPeople, it was on a sex scene....with the sound muted. That way God can’t be mad at her. Classic Irish mother lmao.

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If 2020 was a noise it would be a vinyl needle skipping

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@KarllMc Karl you’re so cute 🥰

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Quarantine 15: (noun) the 15lbs put on from constantly eating due to the fact your ass is stuck at home because of the Coronavirus.

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Neither are gay yet I want Stanley Tucci and Jeff Goldblum to get married, adopt me & be my new Dads.

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So far I’ve spent my day watching Friends & trying to teach Mary the clap in the theme tune, it’s not going well, how’s your Sunday going?

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Is it really another day in lockdown without Cardi B’s voice passing through your mind screaming CORONAVIIIIIIIIRUS!

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So bored might go for a walk & see if I can find Matt Damon around the place

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I miss hugs so bad. I promise I’ll give anyone a hug that asks going forward. #COVIDー19

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Find me a person of any sexual orientation that doesn’t fancy @SarahMGellar during the Buffy era & I will show you a liar.

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@laurennnhxx @gubbins_tom see this woman is on my level

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Ah 2020 continues with it’s fuckery, I log on, Ezra Miller is trending, I think it’s cause he’s wearing a nice matching bra & panties or something & no it’s cause he thinks he’s The fucking Undertaker😭

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Here’s the breakdown after this weekend: 28% prosecco, 4% hummus, 33% gin, 11% fat, 8% MSG, 2% lucozade, 14% carbs.

100% Over it.

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When this is all over I want to get drunk with @McConaughey for my birthday. That’s the tweet.

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@oliviaf561 Lmao I get a mention. Thank you Olivia 😂💜

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But my FAVOURITE part your honour was when I woke up after 5 hours even though I didn’t need to go into work & had no plans whatsoever for the day