Mars🐏💢

🦝 Trapped inside the video games I play 🦝 equal parts spite, whimsy, anxiety 🦝

[Mars🐏💢 @PaganMars]

#vtubermemes #sheep

[Theo @Theodore1jensen]

bitterns are naturally predisposed to looking like freaks.
they walk like perverts too

[Karlo Zovko @Kzovko]

Kind of absurd for the police department to put this out for two cans of Red Bull

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

this lady absolutely rocks his shit but also note when he mutters "popular guy!" about himself when she says how many followers he has. jesus christ. just the most pathetic worm

[Linkhell Tower @Linkhell1]

Não existe coisa mais irada do que um robo de capa

[Miriam Pinski @mirijulip]

Turns out it's illegal for kids to play ball games on a street, sidewalk, or even a public park (if it isn't a designated field).

Just another way we make a childhood confined to homes, screens and carefully-monitored extracurriculars the path of least resistance for parents.

[KingO 👑 @KingO_Art]

uppies

[🐱大猫球🐱 @damaoye233]

突然想画卷发

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

History repeats itself.

[army🍀 @I_Army_I]

🛸👽👾

[Levi Johnson - Free Palestine - FUCK ICE @levijparker]

Being in a relationship with an actor must be so hard, because how do you think Ben feels seeing this interview?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Iran is carrying out these attacks because the US targeted a conscript dorm in the middle of nowhere Iran, killing many sleeping soldiers. So Iran is retaliating by pivoting from targeting military infrastructure -- radar systems, hangars, helicopters, etc -- to targeting servicemembers in their quarters.

There was zero strategic value in the US killing some sleeping 18-year-old conscripts in their dorm. The only purpose would be to satisfy Secretary Hegseth's openly expressed bloodlust. Utterly reckless.

[『ᴍᴇʀᴋ』 @Merk_Gang]

If you think adding a cloak and some bandages to your mech is gonna get me again then you are absolutely right motherfucker

[wahshr @asdidown]

it’s nice to know chess had it’s “you play like a loser stop camping” era

[King of Megcenae @agameganon]

They said Spider-Man was a fake story.

Until they found the ruins of New York, exactly where the story said it was.

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[seliph @sovereignpurge]

This hairs going to hit faerie limsa like crack

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

A good German comedy sketch??

[find Basil on bsky @Westlywheatlya2]

he looks... younger?????? by a lot??? man he needed that vacation

[Sade kahve @zamacingo]

Funnny to name your air defence system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by one 🤭