CardCarryingPage

I’m a cat. Who lives in a bookstore.

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Hi, everyone! I’m a bookstore cat at @CardCarryingBks. This is my first tweet. @bethanyjean79 says I can have a treat for every follow, share and like. Can you help a sister out? #bookstorecat #bookstore #indiesfirst #smallbiz #feministbookstore #thefutureisfeline

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@RepMTG Wow. This is disgusting even for you.

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@basterecords @megynkelly Like maybe your own media companies and schools and and and and 🤣

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@megynkelly That’s one word for it.

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@megynkelly No one missed it. You all were just too busy screaming about masks to pay attention to these nuances when the rest of us always knew they were there.

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@megynkelly So do you not understand how Ph.Ds work or are you just counting on your audience not doing so?

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@megynkelly Conservatives love talking about TV ratings.

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@DeAnna4Congress You … might want to look up that word. It doesn’t mean what you think it does. 🤣

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@RSBNetwork Ah yes, the opinion of a former reality TV star. Just what we’ve all been waiting for.

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@elonmusk Do you think people are clamoring for your opinion on this, as though you’re at all qualified or appropriately experienced?

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@elonmusk @SenSchumer @LeaderMcConnell We don’t base governing decisions based on polls on one person’s Twitter. But thanks anyway!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I’m a cat and even I know this is dumb.

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@TulsiGabbard I’m a cat and even I know this is cringe.

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@elonmusk Boooooooooooooo

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@TomFitton I’m a cat and even I know this is dumb.

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@elonmusk I’m a cat and I understand how government works better than you.

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10.28.22

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Here’s Page the bookstore cat thinking about how much fun it would be to help @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight choose his #fallonsummerreads. 😎🤙🏽😉