Aaron Ross, "PRETTY" BROCK PUDRY Fan Club CEO

bay MIZ pdx always sad about the DAMN NINERS

[Aaron Ross, "PRETTY" BROCK PUDRY Fan Club CEO @PagingDrRoss]

Day 191736: Saturdays are still for the boys

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Bosnia walks into this match thinking it’s 50/50.

But they forgot to carry the USA, divide by FREEDOM, multiply by AMERICA, and subtract all their confidence.

The numbers don’t lie… and they spell DISASTER for Bosnia.

🇺🇸 HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! 🇺🇸

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Anthony Bowens @Bowens_Official]

Hopefully those Bible verses meant “Thou shall stop fucking blowing saves” #SFGiants

[Gaijin (Gimgam) Goombah @GaijinGoombah]

This is the America I know and live in. The world needs to see more of this. Not our dysfunctional government that does not represent our hearts.

[Zoe @bringonthefog]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Aaron Ross, "PRETTY" BROCK PUDRY Fan Club CEO @PagingDrRoss]

THIS IS MY GOAT

[DomPeralta @peralta_designs]

#NobodyLikesIt

[🌅 100 Frœgs of Summer 🏝 @FroegVol4]

You're supposed to let it grow until it looks like shit and then cut it a bit shorter than you want to maximize the time until you need to cut it again

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

After Nixon’s “I am not a crook” tax scandal, the IRS mandated that the president’s tax returns be audited yearly.

Every president since Nixon (except Trump) publicly released theirs.

With the new DOJ settlement ending his audits, Trump is essentially announcing “I am a crook.”

[puckguy14.bsky.social 🦈 @Puckguy14]

On top of the number of women’s pro sports, San Jose now becomes the first US city to be home to an NHL, AHL, PWHL teams within city limits.

Toronto is the other North American city.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Now that we are officially 1/3 if the way through Trump’s Presidency, lets look back at how he is doing on his campaign promises:

No new wars ❌
$2/gallon gas ❌
Reduce the debt ❌
Drain the swamp ❌
Mass deportations ❌
Balance the budget ❌
Release Epstein files ❌
Lower cost of groceries ❌
End Ukraine/Russia war ❌
Release healthcare plan ❌
Lower cost of healthcare ❌
Cut taxes for the working class ❌
Bring domestic manufacturing back ❌

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie: “There’s a reason I’m their number one target.”

“It’s because I’m effective.”

“I used a discharge petition to get the Epstein files bill passed.”

“I stopped a bill two weeks ago that would’ve allowed data centers to bypass the environmental and judicial process for getting permits.”

“I got my signature legislation, the PRIME Act, in the … Farm Bill.”

“The PRIME Act would allow local farmers to sell to local consumers using the local health department instead of the USDA getting involved.”

“They don’t spend nearly $10 million against somebody who’s a backbencher.”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY @Local12

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

The real big 4

[Geoff Wacker @GeoffWacker]

This is looking more and more to be the case.....

[Aaron Ross, "PRETTY" BROCK PUDRY Fan Club CEO @PagingDrRoss]

Fuckin yeah festus MO

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

This is what local accountability looks like:

In Festus, Missouri, a town of about 14,000 people, the city council quietly approved a $6 billion Ai data center to be built on 360 acres just north of Highway 67.

Residents say they were never properly heard. Meetings were held in private. Documents were released too late. A week after the approval, the town held a regular election. Voter turnout jumped 129 percent.

Every single council member who had voted yes lost in a landslide. A 70-year-old first-time candidate beat an 8-year incumbent by 40 percentage points.

Now a recall petition is circulating to remove the mayor as well. The lawsuit against the city is already filed.

Has your local government ever been held accountable like this? 🔥

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Age Limits.