Paige

Northern Made, Southern Raised. Writer. Geek. Nerd. Bookworm. Gamer. Baltimore Ravens Fan. Techie. Web Designer.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherf%ker.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Don't bear ass me today.

Me: Excuse me?!

5: Don't bear ass me.

Me: Oh, don't EMBARRASS you.

5: You're doing it again.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

2-year-old: You can’t go.

Me: Go where?

2: Up.

I think she just told me to go to hell.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I'm on the computer* What game are you playing?

Me: Pay the bills.

5: Are you winning?

Me: No.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get dressed.

5-year-old: I'm still in bed.

Me: You don't get it. It's time to get up.

5: You don't get it. No.

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamTrinity?! Give a RT for @TrinityTheTuck to snatch the crown!! 🍑💙 #DragRace

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

I've never been more excited for cold showers before in my life.

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

@SYSKPodcast Listening to the Camp X podcast. You say Hydra, I think Captain America. Thanks, @Marvel. I can't even learn history anymore.

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

Hey! Join me on PayPal and we’ll get $5 each when you make your first purchase. https://t.co/keOVFIzm1G

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

I'm gonna torture myself with this game and it's gonna suck so bad.

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

I would love nothing more than to find a workplace where adults act like adults and not high school teenagers.

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

Score! #MeetoftheMonth

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

Nailed it. #starwarshalf #starwars5k #rundisney #firstraceever

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

Why is there always so much to do the day before you leave for vacation?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Tickets to all of our ALL HAIL tour dates are now on sale! https://t.co/DaXIZnTzU8 https://t.co/G3g3BRyIKu

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

My 5k next week.

[Paige @PaigeMWold]

Frustrated with the world

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Disney World is the second-largest purchaser of explosives in the United States, the first being the U.S. Department of Defense.