Bengaluru Hooduga

Ex-entrepreneur. Investor. Troll destroyer. Hypocrisy hater. Oxford & INSEAD MBA alum. RTs are not endorsements. And, expect me to be sarcastic.

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

I agree with @dhimant that the apology to @thebetterindia should be tendered via the official @BBC handles. Reputations and years of hard work by @thebetterindia have been tarnished by this report (inadvertently so).
@rupa_jha @BBCIndia @Trushar @UnSubtleDesi @bbcworldservice

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@Iyervval I think he said ‘previous “proto” type viruses’ - which makes sense. I could be wrong.

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@nkanekal Nah. Just you and your 3 friends! Rest of us South Indians are knowledgable enough. 😜😂

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@nazir_lord Edit: Jobless Pakistanis on dole descend on Southampton. Done. 🙏😂

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

He’s got a valid point. Without RG in Parliament it would be a really drab and boring place for sure. Mostly pension aged MPs, silently passing bills they don’t really understand. Boooooring indeed! 😂

[Chintan @chintan20]

I am youngest old man , I want entertainment in life , so I will vote for Rahul Gandhi

Rajdeep is totally shocked !! 😂😂😂

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@ShefVaidya Yeah agree, that’s a plausible theory. Setting Yogi up for a fall (no state government comes out on top post riots).

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@irfhabib Leaders are always judged by the specific high impact actions they undertook. They can NEVER be judged for the totality of their lifetime. Case in point: Gandhi - there are many skeletons in the cupboard (race, misogyny) available to demonise him. My 2 satoshis. 🙏

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@irfhabib Leaders are always judged by the specific high impact actions they undertook. They can NEVER be judged for the totality of their lifetime. Case in point: Gandhi - there are many skeletons in the cupboard (race, misogyny) available to demonise him. My 2 satoshis. 🙏

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@YearOfTheKraken Partially agree. Kamlesh had a hit on his head as he was alone in doing what he did. If there were no Blasphemy laws there would be 100s exercising FOE. One is a target, 100s are not - and hardcore elements just have to suck it up (they can no longer isolate). My 2 satoshis. 🙏

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@UnSubtleDesi @YearOfTheKraken Also think with the Ayodhya verdict coming out soon - UP govt wants to diffuse any communal incidents pre-verdict. 🙏

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

And we in London think a 3 hour flight to Helsinki is way too looooooong! 😂

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

✈️ WORLD'S LONGEST FLIGHT: No airline has ever completed this 20-hour route.

@Qantas will have scientists on board to test the effects on passengers and pilots. Follow #tictocnews this weekend

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

LOL. Took me some time to crack this one. Funny!

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

(Submitted by @Anosema21)

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@realDonaldTrump is a Russian asset. @BernieSanders is a Russian commie asset. And now @TulsiGabbard is a Russian asset. What a joke! American politics has gone mental. 🤦‍♂️

[नेहा श्रीवास्तव (Nehā S) @neha_aks]

In 2016, when the entire @DNC was plotting against @BernieSanders and calling him a Russian commie asset, only one person stood by him.

That was Congresswoman @TulsiGabbard

Today, @BernieSanders’s silence on constant attacks on Tulsi speaks volumes of his integrity. #Tulsi2020

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

The intense machismo filled fight between Trump & Erdogan caught on tape. 😂

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@BritishIndians @jeremycorbyn @UKLabour It’s neither disappointing nor surprising. Anti-semetism & Hinduphobia are far too deeply entrenched in the Labour Party. Let me translate the note for you: “I Jeremy Corbyn, don’t care what you British Indian voters think, as I have the Islamist vote! Ta ta bye bye”. Simples. 🙏

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

Kate Middleton forced to use Terminator body guards (see behind, eyes are a give away) in Pakistan for security. And for general health and safety. 😂 #KahanPhasGaye #PakistanIsSafeYo!

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@zainabsikander He is ‘still discussed’ yes. But so are ‘Crime Master Gogo’ jokes in Andaz Apna Apna - 2 decades later ‘still discussed’. 😂

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

Bharat Ratna for Veer Savarkar? That’s big news if @Swamy39’s insider information is right. Best to wait and watch for the official govt announcement of course. 🙏

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

Good that Govt has decided to award Veer Savarkar the Bharat Ratna

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@SRaj987 LOL followed by🤦‍♂️

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

PETITION: To revoke Hinduphobic Audrey Truschke’s visa to India. Such vile hatred should have no place in a civilised society! https://t.co/S00rHIGooN

[Bengaluru Hooduga @paiMD]

@nishant33320461 @chhuti_is @sanchetd Oops. Yeah 7. ‘We’ indeed. 😂