Painless Parties

Painless Parties was founded in 2002 by Nick Painless to host and participate in events throughout the UK and beyond

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The bar is fully stocked and ready to serve drinks.

Join us tonight at The Tap in Sandown for an exciting evening filled with Rock, Metal, Pop Punk, Emo, Nu-Metal, and Glam tunes.

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Get ready for a night filled with classic anthems & dance-floor favourites. The drinks are chilled & the good vibes will be in full swing.

Bring your partner, your friends, your dancing shoes & we'll take care of the rest.

#PainlessParties #TheTapSandown #SexySaturdays

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Bookings for 2026 are now open!
Limited slots are available.
Email: [email protected]
Serious inquiries only. No time-wasters.
Advanced DBS Certified.
Based on the South Coast of England.
For more information, visit our website: https://t.co/ZL6u8MKheR

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I've made a huge “to do” list for the week

Now I just have to figure out who’s gunna do it!

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Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Pilot Boat Inn in Bembridge

Join us for a night of classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s

Who am I going to see at the bar?

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** September 2025 Dates **

Friday 5th – Pilot Boat Inn, Bembridge, I.O.W
Saturday 13th – Newport Social Club. Newport, I.O.W
Friday 19th – The Blenheim Pub, Ventnor, I.O.W

For more information visit – https://t.co/ZL6u8MKheR

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Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Falcon in Shanklin

Join us for a night filled with the best Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, enhanced with elements of ska and funk for extra enjoyment

Who am I going to see at the bar?

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Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Old Comical in Sandown

Join us for a night filled with the best Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, enhanced with elements of ska and funk for extra enjoyment

Who am I going to see at the bar?

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If you’re out and about this weekend, please remember to treat the bar staff with respect

A simple “please” and “thank you” can go a long way in this life

Let’s keep that in mind

Here’s to a great weekend

I hope you have a good one

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Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Blenheim in Ventnor

Join us for a night filled with the best Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, enhanced with elements of ska and funk for extra enjoyment

Who am I going to see at the bar?

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As we approach the Bank Holiday, I would like to remind everyone that verbally abusing any member of the Painless Parties team is unacceptable

Additionally, I would like to ask that you do not touch any of my equipment without my specific consent

Thank you for your time

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