emily

I’m still walking so I’m sure that I can dance.

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

@NYTvows There truly is a pot for every lid

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Watched too many pbs documentaries and accidentally triggered a depressive episode😵‍💫

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

tornados🫩 100 degrees and humid🫩 poop lettuce 🫩 poison smoke air🫩

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

First god fucking awful run my training block 🙁🔫

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

@jm0ney666 Mass has nothing on NJ when it comes to municipal madness😵‍💫

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

That post festival shower and McDonald’s 🤌🤌🤌

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

@9mmballpoint Finally a legitimate reason!

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

The good news: back in October I placed a bet that the Knicks would win the finals. The bad news: it was only for a dollar 😒

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

@electionsjoe Is the machine finally dead?

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Summer House reunion, In the City, Love island AND election returns all in one night? I’m exhausted already!

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

@Jessica65481190 Girl don’t wish this upon her

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Did Sabretts change their formula or something? First grill sesh of the year and my dogs are not grilling the same way 🤔

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Can’t explain but something about Rothys shoes are mlm coded

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

I spend so much less money on vacations now that I’ve stopped drinking omg

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Turning my alarms back on for the first time in 10 days 😃🔫

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Dawg

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

CNN’s @KFILE reveals the man leading the hantavirus response in the U.S. is a specialist in penile implants with little public health experience and hosted a podcast called “Erection Connection.”

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Phoebe is back, alien files are being released, I’m on vacation surrounded by cacti for the next 8 days…..

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Independence Day is a perfect movie.

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

Oh no, I put on my “songs that make me want to kms” playlist and now I want to kms. Who could have seen this coming?!

[emily @PaintEatingPete]

98 dollars for pleather sandals is criminal.