P. Sawyer

that's how the light gets in 🌗

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

@Sam_Maykuth @Jenna_Dewhirst @kingsley_seb

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: this edible ain’t shit!!
me 30 minutes later:

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Guys I did it! I’m finally down to my goal weight! Oh and we’re pregnant 😍

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Please bring back 3D Doritos @Doritos

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Who tf doesn’t?? https://t.co/KOVjPuICQi

[maddy b @maddy_beasley]

RT if you tell your pets bye when you leave the house

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Stupid is as stupid does

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I’m sad https://t.co/kFgmqKPOwi

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

On this day last year... https://t.co/Np63j8DeCF

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Taking the hopewell exit is always the wrong choice

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I just saw a boy walking on the side of the road with a real life big ass SNAKE... what is happening

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

The stupidity these days is astonishing really

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Pittsburgh has the best fans hands down

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Nothing annoyed me more than seeing that Lauren bushnell went to Coachella with McDonald’s????? Like girl we know you don’t eat McDonald’s??????????????

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

@Sam_Maykuth This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I NEED A SUPER TARGET

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

@ksebastiann @a_yuhas16 @Jenna_Dewhirst BYE NOT FUNNY

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

@ksebastiann @a_yuhas16 @Jenna_Dewhirst I think we’re all lookin at alex on this one

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

@a_yuhas16 @Jenna_Dewhirst Yano I’m def feeling boy but I have to wait to give a final verdict till you’re actually pregnant 😉🤰🏻

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I miss fall

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I’ve also been asked to microwave sour cream before.... who raised you people????

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

Yesterday at work a guy asked me to microwave his salad

[P. Sawyer @Paitonnn]

I HATE ALEKSANDR PETROVSKY