"I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick" -Benjamin (when I troll I troll, when not I am dead serious) Skydiving, Dogs, University of Michigan Alumni
my life is at such a low point i wish i could be back in the ward , genuinely not that bad of a sitch anyways.i neeed cannabis to exist atm and cannot stand being at home sober with my family .#dying#firstworldproblems
gonna carve my brains out of my skull with a ladle , just failed my g test because i “didn’t check my mirrors enough” did everything else perfectly , fuck you bob
#ThrobbingTuesdays, just drove home from the eye doctor with my eyes dialated . almost hit a kid . also realized twentythree is just a meh canadian version of phreshboy swag
palamosa gonna be a cheat weekend , gonna try to be as sober as possibl rn . haven’t gone a day without smoking in over a month , feel it affecting me alr
@LolinternetsLol@jakebrodes Once did 2G on a Friday before a 3-to-midnight lead serving shift with my dick looking like SpongeBob’s great grandma and was so incoherent I showed up in mismatched shoes. Manager says hey I’ve scheduled you hard you want off tonight? Jesus yes.