Lazarus

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

This has been a really fun game, just waiting for the GOAT to come on

[Billie @Billie_T]

Off the dome and in one take, this is like watching Messi dribble past 5 players and chip the keeper, savour it while you can

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Jonathan David owes Fabrizio royalties because he is fucking SHITE

[. @liamcsc]

In all fairness, that Russia team was clearly doping

[Laarrylangosta @laarrylangosta_]

Yo volviendo a celebrar un gol de México en el partido inaugural del mundial 16 años después pero esta vez teniendo ludopatía y alcholismo

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Like butter and toast those two

[Dave Black @cm9798]

Champion and McCoist is a classic ITV tournament commentary duo. McCoist without Fletcher is 100% better

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

I did a bit of research on this and it turns out he's German, the song is shit and the royal family paid hush money to cover Andrew's involvement with Epstein.

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

@HaramBall_ Qatar Ecuador was far worse

[Edin Džeko @EdDzeko]

To the children of Bosnia & Herzegovina, I wrote this for you. Remember, nothing is impossible. @PlayersTribune

https://t.co/49fxPUEGq4

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Saffers should just stick to rugby and cricket this football lark isn't for them

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

South Africa that is a howler

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Azteca should have had the final man but noooo the Yanks have to get everything

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce world cup fever has taken hold.

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

And him being a German Ronaldo stan doing this should get him flogging twice

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

I want him flogged upon his return for such shameless click farming

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

Not sure what to make of this one

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: FIFA has decided that release clauses will now be MANDATORY in ALL CONTRACTS.

Both players and clubs will be required to include a figure in their contracts.

It was already a practice in Spain, but now will apply to other federations. @jfelixdiaz

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

It'll be Brunson now but he'd more than warrant it, those splits are ludicrous

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

OG Anunoby in the NBA Finals:

23.8 PPG
4.0 RPG
2.5 STL + BLK
58/56/92%

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

@__AAA__0 Nah their talent production has just been mid for a while

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

When they were shit from 2000-2004 they treated it like a crisis, they've been shit for 8 years and counting now

[hadouken @LFCHadouken]

One of the craziest things about this World Cup is that I have not heard a peep about Germany. Similar fall off like Chelsea. Joachim Löw was their Roman Abramovich.

[Lazarus @Pakeanator]

@Yomster08 Oasis in a desert that one