Alejandro Guajardo

COMBAT VETERAN | SGT | USMC | MBA | HTX

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Saw 2 guys vaccinating themselves under the I-35 overpass. Making Laredo proud! 🙌🏼🥲💉🦠

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

The suppressor amendment was in the bill that passed the House just hours ago!

Now it’s off to the senate, so keep the pressure on your SENATORS now, and we might actually succeed in the complete deregulation of suppressors!

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Bing Bong’s farewell in Inside Out: 😭😭😭

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

I’m tired of fish. 👹

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Today is Ash Wednesday.

Dear God, it is also Valentine’s Day. 💘

Forgive us….For tonight, we sin! 😈

@Gomizzle

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Does anyone wake up craving whole milk or is it just me?

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Especially @MJAmador55

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Who ordered the wall pizza? 🍕

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Free tickets to the home run derby! 🧢⚾️

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

For this year’s Super Bowl, I’m gonna go to church or ask if I can work.

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

GO RAVENS! GO LIONS!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

GO TEXANS!

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” - Robert De Niro

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Hakuna Matata Mother F*cker.

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

Plug for an illegal to own, endangered, incredibly venomous and dangerous Komodo Dragon? Tengo vieja loca. @Gomizzle

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

@SalVulcano Milky Chance - Stolen Dance

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I remember when @SonsofAnarchy was the greatest show on national television. Thank you @FXNetworks and @hulu #SOA #SAMCRO 💀

[Alejandro Guajardo @Pakman_55]

They use the word “mook” in The Lion King and it made me love it so much more! What a masterpiece!!!😍

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Goofy ass looking MF’s.