Alexander Phariseer

Your favorite badass mercenary, fighting evil spirits for the greater good | MDNI | Nonbinary, they/them pronouns | PFP: @uecilbon

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

So, I know I'm probably going to look suspicious at first since I'm new, but I figure an intro post will help that! Howdy, I'm Alexander, and I'm an aspiring pre-debut VTuber. I'm hoping to start streaming sometime around the holidays or after new year's! I'm not a bot, promise!

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@Angel_Babi_VT Oh...oh my~

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@bonniecdraws Sorry my own medical complications inconvenience you.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

How do people keep up with posting on Twitter every day? Seriously, I'm too boring for this bro, I ain't got shit to post about. 😭

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@SirennaVT Ummm...hi? 👉👈

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@BluEucliffe Blu you continue to confuse and bewilder me as a person.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@Alessiasroom ...Fuck, I might be into feet.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@BluEucliffe Dumpster fires are awfully enjoyable to watch. I opt to manually check his page though, can't bring myself to follow.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@ObiyelInnKeeper STEP ON ME PLEASE GOD FUCK I NEEEEEEEEEED IT-

Ahem. Nice boots, Obi.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

New assignment secured at work, making almost $200 more a week. Might potentially be able to get an avatar and start my streaming journey soon 🙏

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@UrsaUltima_VT Bee boo boo bop?

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

The random, totally normal urge to just drag my ass across the carpet, and sleep for 12 hours a day. Think dogs got something right.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@SimplySenahh_VT People just need to git gud and stop crying about game quality when hard counters are rarely a thing.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

The person who taught me Overwatch one tricks DVa, and in most cases, diffs Zarya mains. Mostly because they expect an easy win and make easily exploitable blunders, but even in the case of them staying on guard, she still does really well, and wins more often than not.

In other words, skill issue dayo.

[JFJ🇺🇸 @jifferey]

This is unironically my problem with 90% of games

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@FaunaPup @YomiQuinnley Just make sure you take breaks frequently, being air tight isn't great for ventilation.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@maymortem69 What is a drink to a God?

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@AngieSeraphins You know who ELSE is 80 inches?

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

I remember the boys in my class did NOT wanna pay attention, so the health class teacher started intentionally wearing tops that were cut so low, her tits damn near popped out of them, and her locking her classroom door so that if anyone wanted to come in, she had time to grab her cardigan or whatever she brought with her to cover up.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@maymortem69 @asylumhound Just seemed like it'd be your area of expertise.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

I successfully made it to my car with no comments from my coworkers. I escape the clink another day. Now to order some new pants...

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

My pants ripped on the bus. Currently trying to finish out the day without ending up on a list, will update with whether or not I ended up in prison.

[Alexander Phariseer @PalatwinkusVT]

@SovaVT HA joke's on you! I'm a eunuch!