PaleBitchez

Sweet tweets about day to day cray life. Life's more dificult when you don't live near the sun. #palebitchez, I am your leader.

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When the light is green but I still have to stop #petpeeves

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I really wish people would learn the difference between your and you're. #petpeeves

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After a day like today, I need caffeine. #zzz

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The best thing about TV: Friends is always on.

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#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen a rap song comes on and my mom knows most of the words..

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They don't make boys like they do in the movies.

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It may look like I'm burnt now, but it'll turn into a tan by tomorrow. #shitpalegirlssay @shitgirlssay

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Each day, do something that scares you.

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Go outside to get the mail..burnt nose #PaleBitchez

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It's summer, but where are the beaches, bonfires, and boys that all these country songs talk about? #MidWestProbs

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@OldWhen #WhenImOld I won't have as many wrinkles as @tanbitchez

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Layed out for three hours today, don't know why #wasteoftime #pale4life

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Just trying to spread the word that pale girls have fun too! #PaleIsIn