Missy Lemons

I’m terrified for the future of this country if 45 is allowed to remain in office. Jesus Christ, just vote!

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@RadioFreeTom So sorry to hear

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BREAKING: Donald Trump shows up to court with his hair "uncharacteristically messy" as if "the wind hit it on the way into court," according to The New York Times' Maggie Haberman.

And it gets even funnier...

"Trump appears to have fallen asleep in court again. It happened several times just now. His eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice," Haberman wrote on the New York Times' live blog.

Clearly, this hush money trial is starting to get to Trump. He'd rather be on the campaign trail basking in the adoration of his brainwashed fans. Instead, he's stuck in court staring down the barrel of a possible conviction.

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Like a garage sale but BETTER!
Mark your calendars and spread the word!

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@PATHTrain I appreciate the kind, helpful response. In a world and time of easy snark, your answer was honestly lovely. Thank you.

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@PATHTrain what’s the likelihood of being able to park at journal Square on Monday afternoon?

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@JohnGalt2727 @DarioDiBattista @WalshFreedom It's so cute when people who aren't in the classroom come up with "solutions".

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@senoraschlegel @MFLAMD So awesome!!

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@people Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

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Never have I ever been a one-time president who lost the popular vote twice, was impeached twice, and indicted once. Drink if you have!

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Yes. Of course the real threat to America is men wearing eye shadow. #nashvile #changemymind #ithoughttheargumentwasaboutprotectingchildren

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@laurenboebert You talk about protecting children from drag queens? Did a drag queen kill those Nashville babies today? Get your fucking priorities in line

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@mmpadellan Wheel. No contest

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@lehighvalley I humbly disagree with MM. The gift receiver is never obligated to like or use a gift they didn’t ask for. It does NOT make the person ungrateful.

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Ok but we’ve all noticed, right? The Trump trading cards where he looks especially awesome and snatched and amazing… all look like Joe Biden?

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@joncoopertweets Just a before photo of some pore-minimizing product.

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@laurenboebert Sit down. Trump didn't get him home either.

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@blammerson Agreed. But the answer wasn’t looking for a gardening tool.

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@SqueakyBlob @JohnFetterman I would vote yay for pancakes too. They’re delicious.

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@JohnFetterman So excited you’ll be there! Proud PA gal here

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@TheDailyShow Shhh don’t point this out. Let them keep believing their own nonsense.