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[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Humps your leg
humps your leg
humps your leg ...

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Pressing on my bladder never hurt.

In fact, it feels good.

[toby @petloaches]

Ur literally cuteslop bro. Ur adorablebait

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Yeah, politits, or something like that.

Everyone's favourite brit' loves everyone equally !
It's two sides of the same coin really. No blame in that.

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

@DIABLOMOS @_facethecrowd_ Looks like someone can appreciate a balance of things.

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Yeah, politits, or something like that.

Everyone's favourite brit' loves everyone equally !
It's two sides of the same coin really. No blame in that.

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Not true ! I don't try to fuck anyone ...

You're not wrong.
Both have their positives.

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

You'd totally try and fuck my mom..
Only im allowed to do that !!

And I feel like darker bones smell a little more strongly..
But light bones usually have that nasty gunky stuff more often..

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Boooring ...

Why not ?! Im a good girl, I wouldnt do a thing.

Does colour even matter for taste ?

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

I'm saying I don't like the doggy bones!
Stupid, idiot..
And I don't want you getting close to my mum,

And I haven't picked a side!
Dark bones smell funny!

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Cause my bone isnt black ?!
I knew you picked a side already.

You might be stupid ...
Is your mom around ? We could ask her.

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

I don't want y-your stupid bone..
It has those big ball things on the base that are super uncomfy..

And I said "aneurysm"!
I dunno what it really means tho..
I just heart my mum say it sometimes..

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Orgasm ? But you love thoses !

Oh I'll chase all the bones. Every shape and size.
Hell, I got a bone for you too !

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

That's what I'm saying!
If I have to deal with anymore mutts then I'm gonna have an aneurysm!

F-Fine.. go chase whatever bones you want..

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

"Never mix" ...
But I'm literally mixed !

This is stupid ...
Let me have my freedom.

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

(stupid Emily..)

N-No race mixing, doggy!
1 halfbreed mutt is more than enough..

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Mmm... darkie dick—

If I ever fall from the fence, you bet we're crashing down together.

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

I-if I see you for a second taking darkie dick.. 💢

I-i'll probably ask if I can rim them while they rail you..

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Yeahhh ...
Im so dumb and annoying ... 🤤

Guess I'll fall off and choose a side.

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

Grr.. I !
You're dumb!

Dumb and annoying!
What if it's an electric fence then??

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

Woah, not very woke of you.
What if its a metal fence ?!

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

Stop bouncing on the fence!
You'll get splinters!

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

There is no best side.
Plus I like how the fence feels ...

[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

yeah y-yeah . .
okay. it kinda is . .

we just need to teach the pup the best side of the
fence to sit on then 😇

[𝓙𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 @ThugginAdvisor]

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[✫ 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 ✫ @_facethecrowd_]

j-just found this dumb pup . . @PalePupps
so obviously I needed t-to share some
proper fashion with her . .

and as everyone knows, in poli-tits , it's
best to play both sides so you always come out
on top ! !

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

// Might make a bandwagon, lowkey working on an edit tho ...

[𝓒𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 ღ @PalePupps]

"You're such a dumb puppy"