Palmer

Fan of coherent thoughts, travel, the oxford comma, and girls who wear glasses. Not a fan of sports officials. Single malt whisky only. He/His. #WeAre

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

Had a dream last night that involved an evil cake and I remember thinking "we've gone from 'the cake is a lie' to 'the cake is a liar.'"

[Kip 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 @Kip_JD]

@Gaismair Republicans never forgave Hunter Biden for being attracted to adult women.

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

Finally releasing Mambo No. 6

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

That’s our coach of the year 😤

[tom wilson glazer @tomwilsonglazer]

i cannot believe i just jumped out of my seat and cheered for a carolina goal. what a messed up timeline we're in

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

“vamos obrigar crianças a serem mã-

[All African LGBTQ @Allafricanlgbtq]

Don't be T R A S H

[meg @urfriendmeg]

queen 💕

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@_____julesss Maybe if you’re never heard of the company don’t get it. Lol

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@_____julesss For any normal person’s purposes, no, it doesn’t matter

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

the most clarifying thing I’ve learned by paying attention to MLB labor relations for the last decade is that some of you are just losers. you are sad losers who wish that a billionaire would smile at you for a fleeting moment while sticking his hand in your wallet

[💙 Ari 🧡 @BBSenshii]

homophobes in the replies, you’re angels fans AND homophobic holy shit pick a struggle 😂

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@SlafMyGoat Every 82-0 team I've seen starts with 60's GSW Wilt

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

Obviously this site is full of incels and other losers who are happy to see a scumbag like Hart succeeding, but given the sheer number of terrible replies to this post, I suspect he or his agents are also paying the same bot army that shows up on any post about Jackass Pitcher.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Carter Hart and four former Hockey Canada teammates were charged with sexual assault in connection to an alleged incident in June 2018 but were acquitted of all charges in July 2025.

Now, the shield stopping Hart from answering questions is likely to stay in place.

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning:

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Here’s Fuckface going full Hitler, calling the press the “enemy of the people” because he’s a miserable fucking failure & gets all butthurt if anyone asks a real question. But the child-raping sack of shit’s got it all wrong. HE is the enemy of the people.

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@hotdamhistorian Funny because the rest of the dislikes are spot on! But who dislikes Frankenstein?

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@lachancenaomi27 Every political job lets you ignore it to run for your next position too

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@TerribleMaps As a Tribe Called Quest fan I'm very upset the green answer isn't "Yes, you can"

[Palmer @Palmer2theMax]

@mocliffff Guessing from the building style... Peddler's Village?

[Mingu @lowgradef]

In fiction evil is often written to have depth and complexity while good is written to be simple and boring. But in real life evil is boring and predictable while good is complex and unique every single time.