Paluxy Phil

Unfiltered predictive weather service. Armadillo forillo. Prognostication station. Groundhogs lie. The sun is weak and can’t stop me.
#PaluxyPhilForGovernor

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@_Rooincrisis_ A alothamander

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Was warm today in TX. Will be warm tomorrow. They’re ya weather ya filthy animals.

Stats: 17/17 💯%

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Honestly dont have a problem with this.

[American Hillbilly @loserXuser]

Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married

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@EvolveWildlife If theres one thing i know its that the words ‘badger’ and ‘playing’ dont belong anywhere near each other unless youre talking about badgers playing with death.

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@ChrlstlsKlng I make no excuses. I done that.

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@_Rooincrisis_ 🤮no thanks

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@trashincrisis *high five*

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@treeincrisis I got you fam

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@NightSkyToday Whys it got butt cheeks?

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@NatureUnedited Try that with me and youll be missing you nuts, stupid squirrel.

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@_Rooincrisis_ Oh sure, I do that and it’s all screaming this and rabies that.

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@AcervoCharts Cheezit lookin sumbitch

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@Rainmaker1973 Horses are so dumb. Youd never catch me trying to dig the side of that van up in the middle of the night.

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@supertrucker @grok People are starting to catch on to how cool we are

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Humid, bit more rain today in TX. Rain tomorrow also. Makes for easy diggin’.

Lawn perforation mode: engaged!

Stats: 17/17 💯%

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Pretty slick huh? Like bringing groceries in from the car, why make two trips??? This is intelligent and artful athleticism.

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How armadillos gather foliage for their nests

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Dude wishes he was an armadillo. Where your shell at?

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97 year old aardvark still snorts pumpkin the old fashioned way

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Lil bit of rain today in TX. More tomorrow folks.

Had to use a hole cover today to keep my hole dry. But it’s a small chore knowing tonight I emerge to devastate some fresh moist lawns. I’m gonna dig and dig and dig some more.

Stats: 16/16 💯%
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#WeatherArmadillo

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@kangaincrisis Wanna fight?

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Bro should declare a disaster for how he’s been bought by international interests.

Texas needs a governor who’ll dig to the root of the political corruption.

That governor is me #PaluxyPhil
#PaluxyPhilForGovernor

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Greg Abbott issues disaster proclamation for all 254 Texas counties due to record fuel prices