Pancake Master

It's For Breakfast.

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Or maybe at MOST?

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If there’s one thing I can say about every job interview I’ve ever had, it’s this: at least meesa never reverted to Jar-Jar speak in any of them.

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Elderly lady across the street? I'm a barely-middle-aged hybrid car driver who lives 30 miles away from the local Six Flags and I've been exploiting a version of this system as financially-beneficial for years already!

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Life hack: met an elderly lady who lives across the street from Six Flags. Says every year she buys a season pass with a meal plan and eats all her meals at the amusement park. In one conversation I figured out what kind of old person I want to be.

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@MarioViele Shoulda heeded the prophetic warning of that Googz tune

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At the intersection of restlessness and inertia: That's where you'll find me, slowly exploding, over the course of many years.

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QuaranTune #6 (Grand Finale): "Drive-Thru Still Open"~let this be the anthem that guides you to the new, improved earth on the horizon. It isn't about fast food, it's about hope~https://t.co/AbKkYIAIas #virussongs #powerballad #sloppypop #newsong #newmusic #covidsongs #epicsongs

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QuaranTune #5: "Can't Wait To"~solo a cappella doo-wop Googz. Maybe you think you can't wait, but you probably oughter anyway~https://t.co/Zq06noGum8 #acappella #virussongs #coronavirusmusic #covidsongs #fourpartharmony #sloppypop #doowop #fauxldies #vocalmusic #newsong #newmusic

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QuaranTune #4: "The Social Distance Twist"~teenage dance-craze how-to. Pandemic Party:Science Fiction/Double Feature::This:Time Warp. Thanx @MarioViele guitar, North County Three (@moglewomp & Patrick drums, Dan-O bass), & @CurtOren sax~https://t.co/QBQsjOpdSw #newsong #virussong

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Quarantune #3: "April Serious's Day" (studio version)! Available now for free download/whatever else! Thanks @moglewomp for the clown-car percussion that really brings this thing into the realm of the carnivalesque ~ https://t.co/AtciK7H7qk #virussongs #newmusic #canceledholiday

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QuaranTune #2 now at https://t.co/873DIEUM1W! It's maybe the BLEAKEST Googz song OF ALL TIME? But it has a nice chill island feel to it? Enjoy! @CurtOren on flute, @MarioViele on electric guitar, and @shadybbug with a "March To The Scaffold" classical guitar interlude! #newmusic

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@MarioViele Christ I wrote an entire song about this without even realizing it

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@MarioViele That wasn’t a thing!

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@MarioViele It just rocks, period

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@MarioViele I read recently it’s based on an earlier strain of banana cuz the bananas we have now are not the bananas they had when the flavor was first invented. Food for thought, literally.

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Brand new Googz music on the world wide web! Visit https://t.co/873DIEDbao to hear "Pandemic Party," the first of SIX new Googz songs about different aspects of pandemic life. Thanks @marioviele @CurtOren @shadybbug @moglewomp #virussongs #pandemicparty #pandemicsongs #covidmusic

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Newest song, "April Serious's Day"--part of the forthcoming song-cycle "A ViruSuite Of Quarantunes" by Googolplexia & Friends: https://t.co/XPISwvnbNI #covid19songs #coronavirussongs #holidaysongs #aprilfoolsday #aprilseriousday #googolplexia #accordionmusic

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Keep thinking I need to change my answering machine message then realizing, even if anyone ever DID call me I'd be at home to receive the call #answeringmachine #notvoicemail #landline #nomobilephone #nocellphone #phoneplugsintothewallandhasarotarydial

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One thing that rules about all this isolation, quarantine, distancing, business-closing, and so forth, is: you never have to worry "crap, was I supposed to BE somewhere tonight!?"

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@heather_lindsy Well today they didn't interrupt it, they just pre-empted the entire danged episode. Phooey!