PANDAnalogy

Im a panda... i like to make analogies... yeah

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VICTORY!! Pandas are the new kings of the jungle... That dumbass lion never saw it coming

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I just saw one of my cousins the other day, he's a bipolar bear

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel....

1 dead baby in 10 barrels....

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Today I'm a chill panda

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That moment when the food you ordered comes out and you realize you didn't actually want it...

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Those times when someone makes an analogy and 1. It makes no sense or 2. It has a completely different meaning than you thought it did...

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NEVER EVER EVER try to shave when you're tired!!

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Just watched a man kick down a tree...

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Did you know tomatoes are fruit? Probably if your smart at all, but did you know that that's because the SUPREME COURT ruled it one in 1893

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When rearranged, mother-in-law becomes.... woman hitler #aintthatthetruth

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God dangit! These mobs in china delayed the new iPhone from Apple! I wanted to find out the best place to get bamboo in the forest using 4g

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Float like a polar bear, sting like a narwhal

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KFB... Kentucky Fried Bamboo

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Everybody needs somebody sometimes #slightlyemotional

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You this read wrong.

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People say I'm out like fruit, outdated
I just learned the Lincoln, emancipated
just went from love to being hated
Real panda's right hurr

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I just want everybody to know... The 15th letter of the alphabet is in fact 22 and a potato is purplest right after a full moon

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Just got a new washer with a glass screen so now I can watch my laundry spin around in circles... YES!!

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Post-Christmasafication Period... The period after Christmas where everyones decorations are still up #education