heena

[Microsoft Teams @MicrosoftTeams]

Do we need to stay until the credits end for a bonus scene? 🍿

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

My Teams meetings always end SO awkwardly and it's not clear when to leave.

So I made live end credits.

(no post credits scene)

[Paytm @Paytm]

🇺🇸: "here's my share"

🇮🇳: "tu abhi dede, main baad mein tujhe Paytm kar dunga"

[Juan Cruz Martinez @jcmartinezdev]

Terrible joke of the day. #programming #programmingjokes

[Petros Demetrakopoulos @DemetrakoPetros]

Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A: Inheritance

ΕΚΛΑΨΑ!!! #programming_jokes

[Ascii System @asciisystem]

#Programming_Jokes
#Life & #Hope
#Code & #Bug😆

[Philip Nunoo @philip_nunoo]

When conversation changes. @DevCongress #programming_jokes #express #angular #react #node #funny

[Siya M 🇿🇦🇿🇦 @DeepChronic]

Q:Why do Java Developers wear Glasses?
A:Because they don't C#
#programming_jokes

[Emz @emzhung]

I have a joke about programming,
but not everyone might understand my language.

[Sandeep Kumar @sandy82684]

This has been harsh for everyone. Every person's financial stability has been stricken by the corona virus pandemic. Please reduce/defer the semester fees payment.
@narendramodi @DrRPNishank @HRDMinistry @IITISM_DHANBAD
@iitroorkee @Director_IITR
#ReduceIITtuitionfee

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

Modi ji's announcement reminded me of my answers in exams — always start by repeating text from the question and then write everything you know on the topic including the one line answer 6/6 very good ⭐

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

modi ji, jo bhi announcement hai message kardo pls. LIVE sun ke jhatka lagta hai.

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

tried making paani puri today and you won't believe it but after I was done frying, my family had the best papdi chaat ever.

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

An honest wedding card.

Please RSVP

[heena @PandaResting]

#savebihar

[Ayush Parasar @Ayush_510]

A person dies of kidney failure and a day later is tested corona positive in postmortem! How many he would have affected? There is an urgent need of proper checking facilities and isolation wards in Bihar.Please act now @narendramodi @PMOIndia @NitishKumar @rsprasad #savebihar