Amanda

Everyone said to Vincent Van Gogh, “You can’t be a great painter, you only have one ear.” And you know what he said? “I can’t hear you.”

[Michael Duncan @MichaelDuncan]

Good morning.

This lie is still up.

Remove her from committees, censure her, expel her from the House.

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

@RobTheChick Jurassic park

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

@RobTheChick

[RobTheChick @RobTheChick]

If you tell me to live, laugh, OR love I get to hit one of your children.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Me: “Great news: I finished one of the books in my to-read pile.”
Also Me: “That *is* great news.”
Me: “Better start another one.”
Also Me: “Or, hear me out, reward yourself by buying three more books.”
Me: “But the to-read pile!”
Also Me: “Positive reinforcement is important."

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

Happy 3️⃣ birthday Bodhi 🐶 https://t.co/Qo6mKnOFOU

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

Happy birthday to my guy and shoutout to our favorite restaurant downtown for the incredible food and hospitality 🥰 @ Sunda Nashville https://t.co/fAzJnFDz3o

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

“The CDC says 3 feet now which is far closer to me than anyone should get” -@coryuhls17

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

Felt my dreams coming true this week and I can’t believe it’s already over. Forever grateful for my adventure buddy and this life we live together. It’ll never stop being so. Much. Fun. 😘 @ Walt Disney World https://t.co/gKhwqwroJu

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

https://t.co/OOVgcqYoUw

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh 😷

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

@smosh @Co_Mill Thanks for helping me hold onto my sanity this past year 💙

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

@RobTheChick Of the shirt lol. But I also can’t find a single news article about it happening either.

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

@RobTheChick I can’t find an original 😞

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

If nothing else, this year has taught me that I married the right person and he’s my best friend in the whole world 💕 @ Bluffton Park https://t.co/zVz47kOu6V

[Amanda @PanderInOrange]

“I changed my Lock Screen to the constitution. It has a flag on it too... I couldn’t sleep last night.” - @coryuhls17

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

She also talks but could fairly judge a case on free speech