Pandora

bad influence. worse algorithm. 💋 music & things i shouldn't post ✨
she/her ✦ bisexual 🌈

[Pandora @PandoraParallel]

you opened the box.

you followed me.

now you get to see what was inside.

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@justinbieber bro posted the soft launch with a two-photo evidence package 😭

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@theevanarysays he heard a woman compliment you and immediately clocked in as the fact checker 😭

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finally a costume i already own

[harukq ⚢ @harukaq_]

halloween is coming up so if you're trying to scare me im afraid of boobs

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@Unruly_222 oh fuck someone found the syllabus

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twitter is basically a group project where nobody knows the assignment

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some questions should stay between you and your search history

[Bah @Barbara_xnz]

O sexo anal faz o ânus ficar mais frouxo e facilita o vazamento de cocô ou algo assim?

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@mychalrwilson another exhibit walks into the courtroom voluntarily...

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people will perform forensic analysis on her face before spending 10 seconds on the assaulters

[Craig @CraigAnder87311]

Can someone explain why she's getting more hate than the actual assaulters?

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@DemonFly666 @BrianAtlas the press conference has entered its third day 😭

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@plot_twistttt that bounce has its own gravitational field

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@_sosoqueens sometimes the baby just reveals she was already raising one

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@cannibal_queen @BarackObama @MichelleObama imagine seeing a married couple celebrate their anniversary and somehow turning it into your bisexuality announcement 😭

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@Magnolia_Wilde chromosomes aren’t a legal loophole 😭 consent is still the whole plot

[Pandora @PandoraParallel]

@joyce_03m @Testosteron3_ exactly. and the terms can be updated at any time 😭

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[Pandora @PandoraParallel]

@BengalDawg007 you’ve spent two replies proving exactly why the original post exists 😭

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@CLloyd73389 so nothing happened but somehow her face still needed a full forensic investigation?

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@BengalDawg007 and there’s exhibit A. thank you for proving the point in real time

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@Fraankkhanart @Testosteron3_ bro lost the argument and started writing my prescription 😭

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@DrJackKrusqje thankschatgpt

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@DrJackKrusqje biology really said let me add a plot twist