Panto Marquee

Apparently in a bin in Vanbrugh.

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Arms weak, flaps are sweaty

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Was a very impactful pantomime. Especially the bass boosted first couple songs. Blew us all away

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Although there were no penis themed songs this time, ‘sexy vampire lady’ is a banger and still stuck in my head (head? Roof?? What am I)

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Ah, last minute understudies. Desperately learning lines at the same time as everyone else.

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An alright pantomime I think. I mean everyone in the cast and audience got wet and I’m not talking about the Saturday performance.

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I reckon I could have had a shot at playing Dracula. I sure have a lot of practice at sucking people dry.

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Am I the new marquee or am I the pile in the dumpster? Who am I now ? And if im still in the dumpster - what the FUCK is in the bowl

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they’re just having sex in me and not even including any of my poles - pretty inconsiderate tbh

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I can and will get more sexy - that is a promise

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The times approaching where I finally get to stick my big hard poles in Vanburgh Bowl and feel that soft soil against my flesh… please… it’s all I need to sustain me

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Deez nuts

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If Dr Horse doesn’t get to be Uncle Ben in Spidermime then PantSoc needs to remove itself from existence

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Well, high school musical and Taylor swift how fucking original. Tbf tho the penis song were funny. Time to reside back in me bin until they decide panto in a weekend is a good idea again🥩🥩

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@PantoGravy New phone who dis?

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Cum. That is all

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@ThePantoBush Yikes let’s not start Panto beef? Feels unnecessary

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That feeling when the RAG panto tells us to go die in the cold without a panto crawl in sight. Good job the bins got central heating at last🪦#JustCallHimJeffForFuckSake

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@BarnGhost It’s got that good stank you know, how’s the bees my sweet?

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@BarnGhost you up? How you been babez xo