Pants Bandit

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

The guy walked into the office from the bathroom and said “anyone listen to any music lately?” You just can’t make this up

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New coworker is the most coworker person I’ve ever met. Not convinced he exists outside of the office. Reminds me of this guy

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

@memeticsisyphus Ignatius J Reilly

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This can’t be real. If anyone ever proposed this at chapter they’d be murdered #shrink

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

Minions movie better than the odyssey and I’ll die on that hill

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TikTok actually showed me a good song on my fyp??? Color me #impressed. You win this one president xi

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Never in my life did I think I’d see this. Speechless. I love you Philip Morris #yesbigtobacco

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@handotdev This is stupid you should shut up

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Off work to I had to come check out the banana #interesting #profound

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

Darts - 1
Pants - 0
FT

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

@khaki_merchant

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Going back to my childhood home and guzzling the milk straight from the gallon #beastmode #olddognewtricks

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One of the great travesties of this World Cup is not putting a euro team in Wisconsin. The mix of cultures would be generational. Midwest erasure is real #justiceforthemidwest

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#winning

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

New coworker is the most coworker person I’ve ever met. Not convinced he exists outside of the office. Reminds me of this guy

[Pants Bandit @PantsBandito]

“Pants it’s 3pm why aren’t you working?” Shut up. I’m working harder than you’re ever worked in your life #grindset #fuckyou

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Gonna get autistically into clash of clans soon I think

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Knicks gotta be pushing the pace here. Can’t let them get comfortable #idkwhatimtalkingabout #ballknower

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Idk man it looks like they’re playing spurs basketball #watdatmean #talkinbullshit #nbafinals

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Sorry, do what to the grill?? 😂😂😂

That, my friends, is called a joke. Why don’t you stick that in your pipe and smoke it #comedy #joke

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Liking this tweet with no context. This guy sounds like the man

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

So this kid was out here trappin blow and fuckin midgets?

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Drunk on twitter in my uber, people have to posting so many words Im getting carsick #shutup #letpantslurk