BIG SHIT BREAD ASS

Three kidneys, No mercy.

[miccul @miccull]

A gadget should fit in your hand. A gizmo could be as big as a blender- more complicated than a gadget but prob less useful. A doohickey is a goofy gadget. A contraption is at least the size of a bike and should have at least 2% chance of killing the user

[BIG SHIT BREAD ASS @PantsChampion]

@miccull 40 seconds old and already a miccul hall of famer

[miccul @miccull]

you think you’re on hold? You were merely placed on hold. I was born on hold, molded by hold. I didn’t speak to a representative til I was already a man. by then it was nothing to me but deafening

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time

[BIG SHIT BREAD ASS @PantsChampion]

Colonel… I found liquid…. He’s throwing crazy ass

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is the plot of dune

[DOG LEG @methdeatal_]

which one are you

[cbfw nato @natenumbereight]

List of unclaimed, free rap names:

•10mg Scarecrow
•DirtyCup2x
•Sticky Da Highroller
•BlueStripAssassin
•Lil Shrapnel
•1UnwantedLoner
•300DuffleBaggz
•Benjamin Fuck’em
•Missionz Komplete
•Yung Frankenstein
•BigBang30 Yung Sheldon
•4kDespicableMinion
•VPN Firewall

[BIG SHIT BREAD ASS @PantsChampion]

Disney Corporation suing my dick and my balls for looking too much like Mickey Mouse

[BIG SHIT BREAD ASS @PantsChampion]

IMAGINE THE TYPE OF DUDE WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO VINYL AUDIOBOOKS AND THEN ALSO IMAGINE THAT HE WANTS A DAVID FOSTER WALLACE ONE

OKAY NOW IMAGINE YOU'RE OUT DRINKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND HE'S TRYING TO HIT ON YOU

[miccul @miccull]

These is for sale these is unworn these is baaaaaaby shoes

[miccul @miccull]

God gave us two ears (for airpods) but only one mouth (for the case)

[BIG SHIT BREAD ASS @PantsChampion]

@blushs Aliexpress starter pack

[dylan @analystbarbie]

shoe fetish

[unbearable experience @cpasonormes]

i need to smell this shit so bad you dont understand

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

ok so we lost control of our perfectly bred psychic warrior but don’t worry, he’s no match for our galaxy’s baldest, horniest nephew