DJ Crafty

I'm the corndog king
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[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

I'm ruined I will never get my forking partnership again thanks Joe

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

Yeah I'm edgy

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@k00lgut

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@k00lgut How the hell ya in the kitchen but ain't here

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@hhdento Little Dominique album a+

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

This motherfucker had me afraid of dogs, showers and foggy ass places.

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@djbitchtits We be having therapy sesh with each other.

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@TheMegaMegan Baby ya been witnessing firsthand everytime ya see me

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

I was lit, m'lady.
Fit check: heavens gate attire

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

Fuck it imma go brony from the Bronx

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

Jobs I’ve had:
Silly Willy
Silly Goose
Piss Poop Boy
Funny Guy
IN THE STU guy
Be Not Afraid beat type
Feet model
Cummy Tummy Guy
"You can't do that" fella

[War Admiral @ouchfuck]

Jobs I’ve had:
Pimp
CEO at Harvard
Navy seal (team 6)
Video Game tester
Your mom’s boyfriend (she has to hire one)
Doctor

[club reefah don @TisaKorean]

what’s the best oil to masturbate with ?

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@catfoodparty White Don Draper

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@grumgrummy @MegEStephenson It's me that be doing it

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@LH_Veeble Girlboss

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@hhdento Hochata

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@sweetmeliss_a We already do this

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@chickensplendor That's scary. I never go past 5 that's the forbidden number

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

@jonathanEG

[DJ Crafty @pantsfordogs]

From now I'm tri-racial bi-sexual unilateral killing machine