DistinctlyAverage

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Little bit geek, little bit knobhead.

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@EvansCycles wow, Evans Cycles. What an absolute joke your company has become. If I'd have run my business like you guys do I'd have been out of business years ago.

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A run worthy of @Angory_Tom

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@Buhreeh shots! shots! shots!

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@brionybun @TeamNibbles I only count 236

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The cat got his cream. #Galloway #Rochdale

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@_Indae_ I applaud you for being the reason some guys go to the gym then

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It was a very special persons birthday yesterday... I hope you had a lovely birthday @BradleyJames ! Oh... yeah... and my sister too. Hope it was alright sis.

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Penny Mordaunt reminds me of Karren Brady in many ways. You know, if Karren Brady were more of a witless cunt.

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@simonoxfphys

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@Bedgarsan @simonoxfphys Any episode with Pope Karen is a good episode though.

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@brionybun I’m so glad to hear she’s moving from one loving home to another. She deserves the absolute best and you certainly helped in giving her that!

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@Ravsy_ Proper bummed out by this one.

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@Ravsy_ I’ve not tried the in-ears but my Kreafunk headphones have always served me well https://t.co/63SWiECMdd

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@Ravsy_ You’re bottoming wrong.

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@not_eff @Ravsy_

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@tim_c_annan @hambles_ I was pleased to see a number of congregations employing outreach workers for the older generations, but agreed, we need to be a Church for everybody.

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Had a dream where a colleague showed me a patients record and the record had written in red on their notes “Warning: possession, DO NOT OPEN”. So, do I search their name at work tomorrow or not?

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@OdeToJamie_ 108p? That’s a new one on me

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Another Father’s Day successfully ignored! Go me!