𝒜𝒹𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝒢𝓊𝓏𝓂𝒶𝓃

[MLB @MLB]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. homers to lead the @Yankees to the win in Detroit!

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

You are a dickhead for giving him more of a platform

[💫Britt to the Nee💫 @BeeRayJones]

Turning down Buzz Lightyear is the reason Billy Crystal said yes literally within seconds of being offered the role of Mike Wazowski on Monster’s Inc.

[🎃Big Gleb🎃 @GlebMelnikov8]

Ace Attorney ass situation

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

EXACTLY LMAOOOOOOO

[TAY CAPONE ‼️ @TaySixO]

The 3 pt line

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[𝒜𝒹𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝒢𝓊𝓏𝓂𝒶𝓃 @Papa_Guzz]

@BlazersLead Paying an older injury prone player 60+mil doesn’t win anything. Look at the last 10 15 years. When’s the last time a team trade for a 30+ player on a max and it actually worked out?? Let alone one making 50+ mil. I can name you a bunch that failed and crippled their franchise

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[SPDRMNKYXXIII @Spdrmnkyxxiii]

Same energy.

[Nate @GlitchBurgh]

Baseball players will wear cum jerseys but not a rainbow patch.

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Class action immediately

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

John C. Reilly questions why human rights have become political

"If you stand up for human rights, why is that a right or left thing? Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights?"

"Elon Musk says, 'don’t be fooled by the empathy trap'. ... Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

"Do unto others ... It's crazy that we have to argue for these things"

(via It's Open Pod)

[bri. 🌺 @briicoded]

You wouldn’t care if this was a white man doing it… you sound racist as hell btw!

[🕸️ @recreatings]

nigga LMAOOO

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott