christoph

take a glimpse inside the greatest mind of our generation

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

Women speaking French: adorable, poetic, high class

Men speaking French: obnoxious, gargling balls, possibly Arabic

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I want everyone from every single country in the world to head to Sydney Nova Scotia for rib fest at open hearth park on July 10, 11 and 12 2026 and meet me in person

[christoph @PapaCGing]

I Need To Get On Chinese Peptides

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

i want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don’t wanna go

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

Tear that shit up, tell my wife thank you, tear her shit up, go to sleep happy.

[christoph @PapaCGing]

You ever seen a ginger soul patch before 🫦

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Hereyes

[christoph @PapaCGing]

It’s not every dodge ram driver but it’s always a dodge ram driver

[christoph @PapaCGing]

If I ever press the next button while rock that body by the black eyed peas is playing, shoot me

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[christoph @PapaCGing]

Imma hit you with one of these 💯

[christoph @PapaCGing]

Physically can’t stop myself from doing the white person half smirk thing when passing people on a walk 😒

[christoph @PapaCGing]

Apparently the one potential scam text I am weak to

[christoph @PapaCGing]

The dichotomy is crazy

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

this happens inside my heart when i think about you