The Goose

'There's always a catch' - an Optimistic Fisherman

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

I'm not sure if Flea borrowed his skirt from Haim or Thundercat, but I've never been this close to buying one before.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

YOOOOO @Thundercat I just reinstalled Twitter to tell you that you CRUSHED it in Denver. Love from mile high my guy, thank you for doing what you do.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

LMAO reinstalled Twitter for this. The internet is a tool.

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

A retweet and photo-sharing double campaign to celebrate #MarioKartTour's 2nd Anniversary Tour! We're offering coins corresponding to the number of retweets on this post multiplied by 2! What's more, you'll get 20 coins for every photo shared via auto mode! (Max. 22,222 coins)

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

Donald Trump: I am the least racist person in this room
Kristen Welker: is black and native American

[Cheyenne Palmer @CheyCheyKaulitz]

Number one, number two

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

There’s a fly on Pence’s head.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

"...the plural of anecdote is not data; that is, a bunch of stories or casual observations do not make science."
-Daniel Levitin

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

@CheyCheyKaulitz THAT'S ME!

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

I would totally buy a box set of Hot Ones on DVD or Blu-Ray @firstwefeast

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

GE's stock falling 10% because they announced they're not building MORE coal plants tells you everything you need to know about how American Money feels about making real progress in energy.

Personally I bought more.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

The Supreme Court should be a non-partisan body that reviews the law in its application and intent. People freaking out about who gets to pick its members is indicative of a broken system. #AddMoreJustices #ElectJustices

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

The randomness of a die roll comes from our ignorance of the energy being put into a system, not from the die itself. If you could manage to hold and roll it EXACTLY the same way each time, I don't see what would prevent the outcome from being the same.

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

"Dice Mojo" is the superstition that your rolls will be influenced by the rituals you perform before rolling.

Do you believe in Dice Mojo?

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

@oth_radar I really expected to understand SOME of this, but yeah, no, you got me. Unless I count '-', I guess.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

@oth_radar YES PLEASE

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

Did my elementary school teachers actually burn popcorn as often as they said they did, or was the fire alarm going off for other reasons all those times?

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

@oth_radar @mutant_jive Yooooo I love karaage! If you didn't marinade your chicken in milk overnight, SUPER recommend giving it a try for next time.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

@Bunny_Bennett @yeoldespudge Evolution doesn't thrive on the most average being; it takes the best new features and rolls them out species-wide.

[The Goose @PapaMooshy]

As someone who's studied and practiced both, baking and blacksmithing have an erie amount in common.

[- @oth_radar]

KING FEEBLE, my new album featuring @supernumbsoul, @pandoras_bread and @ChandlerMcCown with vocal melody from @12px and gryphon krug — is available now for free streaming and download from bandcamp. the culmination of several months of work. enjoy! (: https://t.co/eH7zzsz4MS

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

My thoughts on addressing police brutality https://t.co/Oeih0GQWMJ