Jonathan Kelsall

RAF Armourer, in exhile, working in a Pharmacy as a Dispenser. Exhile caused by Myofascial Pain Disorder and Degenerative Disc Disease. Still 12 in my head.

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@PFT_Live Fairly certain the home of the ‘Peaky fuckin blinders’ doesn’t need an apology!

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@nfluk JK is watching in Lancaster. (NW England)

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@GylesB1 My Dad did his National Service there in 1954 and I saw my 1st ever pizza there in 1978….not a mention of the wonderful opticians!

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@gmfb Vallent is Latin for defensive wall

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@prodnose We import three quarters of our train driver….that is a DISGRACE

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@neilreynoldsnfl Can everyone @skysports have a whip-round to pay for a mic, a pod camera and some decent broadband for Baldy? The around the podcast guys seem to have it sorted but poor Baldy comes and goes all night!

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@Lancaster_BID Quite a few people milling around Lancaster muttering about closed shops. Is Late night shopping Thursdays in December still a thing? Might want to tell the shops if it is!

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@parcelforce we’ve just had a delivery at the Royal Lancaster Infirmary. 4 items. Driver went back to his van and came back with another. One of the original packages isn’t for us! How do we get it colllected and sent on to the correct address?

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@ProfBrianCox @skyatnightmag Just watching Prof Briiiian Cox’s Universe on BBC. Black holes. As far as I can understand it, correct me if I’m wrong, if your flip flop is made of cheese then catflap Christmas flapjack? Good. Thought I was right.

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@SkySportsNFL @neilreynoldsnfl Just watched the Raiders at the Cowboys game. Forgot I paused it to eat! Watched it as live, including advert breaks and just discovered it’s 02:30 and not 01:15 as it should be in my head! Yay, I’m at work in 6 hours.

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@SkySportsNFL @neilreynoldsnfl Halfmoon glasses are the way forward Neil.

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@SkySportsNFL jaybell talking sense and showing the love for the Defence. Even if the spec teams are self destructing! @jasonbell33 doing a great job today. As always.

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@hollywstars just been to the Lyric tonight. We have a very Happy car full driving home. Amazing show.

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After watching The Suicide Squad last night at @vuecinemas Lancaster I can’t stop thinking that Sylvester Stallone asks for food and is served at EVERY restaurant in a particular way now, and for all time…

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@SkySportsNFL just looking for the highlights for week 2 and noticed you are still calling the Washington Football Team “Washington Redskins”Come on. It’s been 2 years!

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@GaryLineker And don’t set fire to Fiats if Italy win…

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@AldiUK please put a warning on all future peone packaging. “Caution, these will make your house smell like ‘off milk’ or ‘baby sick’ and will try to hide your table from you in 3 days time” thank you.

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So @Wickes
SORRY WE ARE UNABLE TO OFFER THIS FOR CLICK & COLLECT AS IT REQUIRES A 2 PERSON LIFT, so £8 delivery yeah? It is a piece of beading weighing less than a bag of haribo star mix.
Not 1 of your employees has EVER got someone to help them carry one.

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@HMRCcustomers received a bill for simple assessment tax calculation for 2016/17 & 15/16. Both were paid in full by bankers draft, using paying in slip provided and sent by registered post delivered 6/2/2018. Who do I phone? Just tried the 0300 on letter but menu stuck in a loop.

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