dink “the goose” bigly 🌈

known user of the idiot’s gambit to varying degrees of success

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

Listening to 70 Different Smash Mouth x Death Grips Mashups to Put Myself to Sleep: a Meme-oir

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

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[inigo montoya @joey_mcg]

Guys who drink White Claws have the best pussy

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

@noahforchange I sure can not wait for this truly inspiring event (sad)

[Quackity @Quackity]

Adam and Eve: *sin*

God:

[a woman of moderate import @sunflowersmoker]

POV: you’re thirteen and you have to clench your jaw and look straight forward when walking past victoria’s secret because if you look at it your christian mom will think you watch porn but if you don’t look your mom will think you’re gay

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

@cmclymer Uhhhhh not sure on the exact date but Nebuchadnezzar I is my best bet

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

@EmmmieG @nina_goodey Normal fries top tier in normal fries ranking, animal style top tier in specialty fries ranking

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

@EmmmieG @nina_goodey In N Out fries

t o p t i e r

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

It's not my fault
If in gods plan
He made the devil so much stronger
Than a man

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

food in the microwave

[JP @jpbrammer]

I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

@churchgoth I meant livin’ the dream but I will leave my previous reply up as a monument to my arrogance

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@churchgoth Login’ the dream

[stressed depressed & a hot mess @itscheshi]

i’m popping round to every fucking table

[dink “the goose” bigly 🌈 @Paper_Parachute]

Mormons: your co-workers do not want or need to be given a lesson from Preach My Gospel in the middle of the damn workday. Please do not preach at work. You are not doing a good thing when you do that.

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@Gusbuckets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ohhhhhhhh Jesus Christ grandpa Joe’s off his meds again

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

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