Mcknight

[Mcknight @PaperBoyCorp]

turkey blt with avocado

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Mcknight @PaperBoyCorp]

@kahsteeyo one heartbreak away bub

[- @_meraam]

ending on bad terms saves you from romanticizing what you had lol

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

I've had to do some crazy repairs in the bush to get myself home, but never anything like this.

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Ayobamiji @Ayobamijiiii]

how it feels when you've outgrown your life but haven't found the next one yet

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

ok sure, let's say that the government *should* be run like a business.

in that case, it should maximize shareholder value.

and who are the "shareholders"? the taxpayers, obviously

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Dux @DuxVul]

It’s not a knife

It’s a traditional Scottish Kirpan

You are racist if you try to take it away from him

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

The almost total media blackout of Rupert’s rape gang inquiry is a national disgrace.

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

We’re only a couple years away from women blaming the damages of feminism on men

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“This generation is so soft”

- A 60 year olds that couldn’t share a water fountain with a Black person.