Megan

Randomness here. 'Mostly thoughts that I'm not sure where else to put. A lot of those are about TV.

[Megan @PaperMegan]

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@tiffanyslulabus I'll be late if I make it! Fingers crossed! Now, for muppet arms!

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Dear Universe, I would like a #Ghostbusters sequel. Please. Kind regards, Me

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I have feelings about mirror selfies where the subject is staring at the phone screen, and those feelings are not good.

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#OvenBaked #CheddarAndSourCream #Ruffles are magical in their level of deliciousness.

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#DocMcStuffins does not come to the #DocMcStuffinsExhibit. Some poor staff person has to tell a lot of people that the commercial lied.

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While I value #KidsTV's ruses to get kids to bathe, I'd really appreciate a concentrated effort on the importance of clipping your nails.

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#PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies is a ridiculous #movie, but that doesn't stop me from watching it every time I find it on on #TV. Every. Time.

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"I don't know who this is, but Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson does it better. -T #YoureWelcome #Moana #Soundtrack #RoadTripMusic

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Dear #RogueOne, YES. -M #AllTheStarWars #YAY

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#PagetBrewster is my favorite #DrunkHistory narrator.

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Sloths are trendy enough. They should have their own emoji.

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I don't have "good" dish towels. I have "gross" and "less gross" dish towels.

[Megan @PaperMegan]

Why are dogs the only talking animals in #AdventureBay? #PAWPatrol #IThinkAboutTheseThingsTooMuch

[Megan @PaperMegan]

I'd like elections to be a little more exciting for me. I am now taking suggestions on awesomest swing state in which to live.

[Megan @PaperMegan]

So, I kinda want to see the @Trolls movie again. Already. #TrueStory

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Hitting the #family #bathroom for a solo #poop is a d*** move, #airport
travelers.

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Saturdays are the worst. Also terrible: #Autocorrect's insistence on adding apostrophes to everything. You're supposed to help, Autocorrect!

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The #trailers on #Ghostbusters are a series of #weird and #terrible pairings.

[Megan @PaperMegan]

I wish I had the energy to look #StrangeAndDelightful. #FashionGoals #LifestyleGoals