Patrick Carroll

“Coaches, Forgive Me..” ✝️

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@youwantle0 @ayeejuju 😂

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@ayeejuju This is exactly how I feel

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

how it feels having 0 tattoos bc i never fell for the propaganda

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

If they haven’t threatened to kill themselves over you, do they REALLY love you?

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

“Here’s George Jetson!” - @UltraMan7000

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@caligulafied @trvkefilosof Beautiful take. NEVER pay up front for vag. Dinner, outings, and travel are a different story

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@LonnPhillips

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

'He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.'
- Immanuel Kant

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@BowTiedBull True statement.

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

"You have to be sick to be watching tennis at 2:00 AM ET"

[Colonel Nicholson @ColNicholson]

Ben Shelton and Carlos Alcaraz while everyone is asleep

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Half the world is sleeping.

The other half is watching the greatest Tennis match of all-time.

Ben Shelton & Carlos Alcaraz.
Incredible.

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@JPJooks @FriendlyNgbor Totally viable defense

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@Twitturdicus @DrRemilio Cormac McCarthy would approve of your use of the word jostled.

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

@GoodRapMuzik @KillahPriest Was JUST listening to this last night

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

“People need you!” - Sebastian unto me

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

“You be making people happy.. and laugh” - said she.

[Kool Keith @UltraMan7000]

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[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

How it feels to have zero tattoos in 2026

[Patrick Carroll @Paperwork_Pat]

“You do not command things to appear by your words or loud affirmations. Such vain repetition is more often than not, confirmation of the opposite” - N