Seth

You wanna sip Mo on my living room flo

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Wait there’s a boycott for ‘Spend Dat’? Oh Caresha got a hit, honey!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[TEENZ @vexedmentals]

well hell let’s hear the bald bastard out.

[Yung Miami @YungMiami305]

Everybody fucking with my song I can’t stroll without seeing it!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ☺️☺️☺️☺️🔥

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

If we don't stop data centers, we lose. The end. Not a fucking joke.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

Apple launched an affordable MacBook. AP is launching an affordable watch. Debt is soaring under the current administration. THESE ARE TELLS.

[D🧚🏽 @_preciousdee]

If we are being honest 2009-2012 Twitter was the best

[V. Qunnuell V Jr @VQVaughns]

this was posted to be shady and homophobic but EJ is teaching yall handbag etiquette. this is why we have toiletry bags in the club right now.

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

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[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

You got Young Dro fucked up

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN WORLDWIDE

[DabTheInk @DabTheInk]

Treating Lil Kim like she’s not the O.G will NEVER get you any respect around me

[I DominiCAN & I DominiWILL @w_raphael_]

Hate to break this news, but being likable at work is actually required for progress.

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

Pooh Shiesty went live exposing Gucci Mane for being a snitch and running to the police after getting robbed and kidnapped by him and Big 30 😬

"You supposed to be gangster but you working with the police"
"We should have got you gone but we let you live, you gon be gone now"

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days"

Me:

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

THEY ROBBED WHO??