Pappy Ozendorph

DC Goon (Ret.), LayerOne Organizer, Wall of Sheep d00d, Bagua Guy, Hardstuck League player, Bringer of Noise, Purveyor of Fine Ruckus.

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@JebraFaushay I can't hear this video over the scoffing of the quidditch fans.

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@elonmusk Quit moderating the fuck out of my videos and you'll hit #2 this week.

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Behold, DARPA's new ultra-high-tech experimental aircraft, reverse engineered from a late 1900s Revell kit and titled RaketengetriebenefliegendeBombe (RfB) mk1.

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@elonmusk Including the set of things that are not contained within a set? Cuz that's bloody impressive.

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@CIA You lads and lassies do some great and dangerous work on my behalf. You also commit terrible crimes against your own citizens. So, here's to you guys staying safe and finding a moral compass in 2026.

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@maxnesterak Welp, that was a choice.

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@gunfanatics1 I dare you to hit a beached whale while using the Mossy's "cruiser grip." Also, I gotta get the loudener you've got strapped on there. My 500 is feeling a tinge of jealousy.

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@akafaceUS Thou shalt not hateth thy player. Thou shalt save thy wrath for thy game.

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@HowThingsWork_ Fires what, exactly? I got a dangerous dose of radiation just watching the video. Felt the backblast, too.

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@its_The_Dr Call Butter Bean and give him his brother's 20.

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@alphafox Dude should have pretended he was digging up a section of road to draw the gunman in. Skipped Shovel Assault 101, it seems. Stay in school, ya little ding dongs.

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@Matt_Pinner Many experts will tell you this is midair refueling. But those same experts can't explain where baby helicopters come from.

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Why is over 20% of my feed just strangers asking me which gun (from a photo of assorted guns) I would choose? I like guns. Honestly. They're neat. But this seems oddly hyper-focused.

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@DefiantLs I'm not sure, but mf'er is hypnotic.

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@BiancoDavinci Want. Of course then it'd be the nicest thing in my house but whatever.

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@LibertyCappy Neat, but watching this hurts my back. Why not just make a shorter robot. C'mon people.

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@elonmusk This graph perfectly parallels the number of moderated videos I've suffered.

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@sciencegirl "Good news lads, the targets have neither kids nor pets."

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@Rainmaker1973 Just another fine morning in Minneapolis.

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@gunenthusiast01 If I need to plug some baddy? Right. If I need to plug some baddy with an industrial stapler? Left.