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I am high because I only talk to a non-customer human a couple of hours a week.

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@AP After only 2 years, we have found a vaguely brown person to blame

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@KoryYeshua If apples don't fall far from trees...

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@acnewsitics I worked for the ACA, and I promise it is true.

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@benedictsred Vasoline and table salt are most people's inheritance

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@BeingJWood If the bar is to high, lower the bar.

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@piper4missouri Youth pastor with a blue dot.

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@mommeh_dearest "Kids these days never go outside to play" wonder why

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@ADDiane You forgot to add misogynist.

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@memilies We did this in softball tournaments, and it was fun. we all had a plain ball cap to put them on.

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@ecto_fun Pets help the drunk person learn how to be overwhelmed by love for a change.

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@mattxiv The dude behind him trying to decide if he wants to tell him to fuck off with the camera is the best part

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@esjesjesj He spent more time on this tweet than with his kids.

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@KrangTNelson Coming after a black woman's joy seems to me a pretty stupid move right now.

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@claudcockerell Did 12 monkeys get a hold of a Word a Day calendar?

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@adamfare1996 *if you read with braille, it's not really reading* - what a joke

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@cbouzy Nostradamus predicted that you are wrong.

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@EricG1247 Somebody needs to pay for the beginning of Born in East LA as a random campaign ad, small format.

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@ArtCandee I think the smart ones do this so we laugh and not think *If he had a wound, there would be a spotlight on it at all times.

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@jacquie_rn There are probably a lot of true crime obsessed folks internally demanding a blood spatter analysis

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@piper4missouri The moment they upgraded to a Department of HOMELAND Security, we knew what was coming.