Paragon

22 y/o | german | he/him | just trying to figure out how this life works | dm me music you like :)

[UEFA Obscura @UEFAObscura]

🏆 In the Round of 32, there are only 2 nations remaining whose nation’s name, translated into Braille, has the same number of raised dots as the number of dots in their manager’s name when translated into Morse:

🇩🇪 Germany - Julian Nagelsmann (23)
🇳🇴 Norway - Ståle Solbakken (22)

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[winnie! @wildstwawberry]

There are Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty set symbols everywhere for those with eyes to see

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[R0t€r R@b 🔣 🚩 @rabka666]

on the left ist schnitzel mit Jägersoße (western degeneracy) während on the right jägerschnitzel ist (proletarischer kraftgeber)

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

if you're a GIRL trying to get into league of legends

i'm going to save you 6 months of bad advice from your HARDSTUCK boyfriend

he's going to tell you to "learn the basics on a simple champion"

he's going to tell you to pick yuumi because "she's good for beginners"

he's WRONG

he's been telling you the WRONG THING because he subconsciously needs you to play the role he's already mentally assigned you

the polite supportive girlfriend champion

the champion that doesn't out damage him

i'm telling you the opposite

lock DARIUS top lane

lock RENGAR jungle

lock DRAVEN adc

lock YASUO mid

play whatever the FUCK you want

play the most violent ego driven CHAMPION YOU SEE

here's what your boyfriend won't tell you

every girl i've ever coached who hit diamond or higher did NOT start on enchanters

every single one of them started on a carry champion that let them DESTROY people from game 1

because the truth nobody in this community wants to admit is that the BEST way to learn this game is to learn how to KILL

not how to peel

not how to "play safe"

how to walk up to another human being and remove them from the lobby

that's the actual skill

your boyfriend is going to be threatened the first time you go 12/0 on darius top

he's going to start making excuses

"yeah but the enemy was bad"

"yeah but darius is broken"

let him cope

you found out what the game actually feels like before he did

and now you're never going back to playing soraka while he tells you "good job babe"

pick the champion that lets you HUNT

we are not raising another generation of GIRLS who play enchanters because some guy with 50% winrate said it was the "smart" choice

if you're new to league

play what you want

Study the Saskio way

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Paragon @Paragonius]

@itsSaulGoodman pinkshift mentioned!!

[Tiefy @tiefyhalt]

vergiss nie was sie uns genommen haben

[freund von niemand @seppovague]

man lebt wa

[Paragon @Paragonius]

@CrossXhunteR @MTG_Scribe not "as the spell resolves" but "at is resolves" in reference to a spell on lilah, undefeated slickshot

[Paragon @Paragonius]

@kingpminch probably already mentioned but my boy arcanine!!

[bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl]

sometimes i feel like that german guy from Breaking Bad who dips pretzel bites in a bunch of different sauces and then fucking electrocutes himself

[히땨 @xylnheehee]

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[Sam 🗝️✨ @LittleArcanine_]

MY BOY IS HERE 😭❤️

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

It's truly difficult to imagine a more pathetic leader than Germany's Friedrich Merz.

[Paragon @Paragonius]

@Raijinether @ramattraburner i'm not saying monkey moon is a bad pick for RL, he's great, but i feel like the GOAT-position is way more contested, my pick would be turbopolsa or squishy

[chin @nvrfeltsoglum]

forever grateful paramore made this perfect song and then gave it to us😭