We’re sorry to everyone affected by the exploit.
✓ Most stolen funds compensated to affected accounts, the rest underway
✓ Security rebuilt across our infrastructure
✓ Positions and staking available now; Shells and agents back early next week https://t.co/Hp1EqLqGSq
COLONY IS LIVE
We are excited to share Colony: Survival is now available on both Google Play and the Apple App Store! Enjoy our new cinematic video and download the game for free using the links below.
ANDROID: https://t.co/sSFFBQLf3p
iOS: https://t.co/DkKGL0dcta
@ParallelAiRev seems prudent to learn how to avoid getting squeezed out of your samsung galaxies first before we consider buying andromeda on leverage but idk
Launched a new path on @AIWayfinder, Lazy Money.
Reads wallet balances, suggests and option of deploying to missed yield earning opportunities - run on a schedule for maximum effect.
Assigns yield score and risk score for each suggested option.
Example below on random wallet.
Your Wayfinder agent now works over iMessage and SMS.
> Research a token and buy it (gas free, with any token on any chain)
> Open a timely, high conviction perp
> Bet on a sports game using handsfree in your car
> Check on your autonomous strategies
> Send a screenshot. Share a tweet. Give it a voice memo.
The same way you'd text a friend
Your onchain agent has a phone number.
By the numbers... July to August for @ParallelTCG
Installs +282% MoM
MAU +250% MoM [All-time high]
DAU +88% MoM [All-time high]
CPI -27% MoM
Weekly tournaments now waitlisted
New player retention +17%
Revenue +4.8% MoM
ARPU is down 69% [influx of new players]
The table's warming up... Pull up a chair. //
The more I think about @AIWayfinder the more I think it’s the greatest way for someone to learn to trade. The combination of intelligence to ask questions, capabilities, and tools to run the number for you is incredibly powerful!
You really have two options at the moment…
1. Learn nothing and keep clicking simply because other people clicked and hope you get lucky - a dopamine flywheel yes but you don’t really ever learn anything beyond following others.
2. Learn from a super intelligent financial AI and chart your own financial success where luck plays a significantly less important role than data. Develop yourself into the trader you need to be for the future of AI trading in the markets.
Trading with AI is nothing short of a super power, you can start for free at https://t.co/YonzR1Mb5E with free LLM credits and access to the best opensource models that have the context and tools so you don’t need to do any setup.
Which way token man?
AVATAR PLAYTEST 2
Our next private Colony playtest for Avatar holders begins now! Everyone who registered will be getting an email shortly with access links. Support will be offered in our official Discord server.
JOIN: https://t.co/mgwm7sOfkB
Another @AIWayfinder build got pushed just now to prod…
- Hide wallets from your portfolio and restore them from Wallet Settings.
- Create a new wallet or import one using an EVM private key.
- Force-refresh token and DeFi balances.
- Rename conversations and access your complete chat history.
- Customize Trenches columns and sort by heat, price change, market cap, liquidity, volume, or age.
- Draw directly on charts with TradingView tools, including undo and redo.
- Cleaner Paths navigation, portfolio styling, prompts, and swap panels.
- Security and dependency updates.
Robinhood gives apis wrapped into an mcp that claud code can use. So what does @AIWayfinder do that’s different than trading with Claude Code or Codex alone… Claude Code and Codex are excellent general coding agents, but trading with them alone means the model has to become a web3 engineer on every single trade, does it blind, and only runs while your laptop's open. Wayfinder turns the same model into a trader with a secure home to work from.
Placing a trade
Alone, the agent has to hand-write signed calldata, find an RPC, and manage gas, nonces, slippage, and approvals — reinvented on every trade and every venue. With Wayfinder it's one typed call: hyperliquid_place_market_order,
onchain_swap, polymarket_place_limit_order.
Venue access
Alone, there's none — you integrate each protocol yourself. Wayfinder ships 25 adapters across perps, DEXs, lending, yield, and prediction markets out of the box.
Market and alpha data.
Alone, the agent has none — it trades blind or scrapes ad-hoc. Wayfinder gives it 25 research tools: prices, funding, basis, APYs, subgraphs, social/X, and sports.
Safety
Alone, it's your raw private key in a terminal — one bad line drains the wallet. Wayfinder wraps execution in managed wallets, an approval/policy layer, quote-then-execute, and slippage & allowance guards.
Strategies
It can write a script but can't schedule, persist, or backtest it against real venues. Wayfinder adds prebuilt strategies, a backtesting harness, and a scheduled autonomous runner.
Always on, everywhere
The agent lives in a terminal on one machine — close the lid and it stops. Wayfinder gives it a dedicated hosted box that runs around the clock and follows you across devices, so strategies keep working and you
can pick up the session from anywhere.
Experience
It's text in a terminal. Wayfinder is a real trading terminal with live charts the agent controls and you approving the moves.
I can keep going or you can try it for yourself at https://t.co/KL8y7kAXvz
leaderboard week 1 is done
all active users earned USDC for trading, referring, and putting Wayfinder to work. top earner took home $191 (almost 20%).
week 2's live with another $1,000 on the table.
more volume, more referrals, more usage = bigger cut.
ends wed 11:59pm ET
emails are going out for the next holder playtest of @ParallelColony, starting this weekend
sign up via the included form in the email, or ping any of the Wardens in Discord to make sure you get in https://t.co/3lZoe0TqHZ
She's not quite Fable
But ya girl Kimi cooks almost as well for a fraction of the cost
Frontier intelligence meets perps, predictions, robinhood memes and swaps...and soon Looping trading strategies
Free credits on us for new accounts
Kimi K3 now available on Wayfinder
PARALLEL TCG
Parallel TCG is free to play and available on both PC and mobile devices. Download it today and join the battle for Earth! //
STEAM: https://t.co/UcI29LIVio
EPIC: https://t.co/z8uS8ixZkf
APPLE: https://t.co/tnvW3lJpIZ
GOOGLE: https://t.co/8tp3ERtuK2
Loops in @AIWayfinder are essentially RSI (recursive self improving) investment strategies… watch and learn something new if you have time to listen to @a_haldenby explain how it works.