Paras Amesar

most sane bo burnham fan

[Paras Amesar @ParasAmesar]

if jesus can walk on water, can he swim on earth?

[Pun Parag @Enola_guy12]

If they lay you off then the government should reimburse all your tax money from the last 5 years (with interest at the rate of 12% per annum)

[b @wwxwashere]

football is so funny because in what other profession it’s normalized to just kiss your coworker’s neck

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Paras Amesar @ParasAmesar]

@chokebhature @baabuOP alvarez😭😭

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Getting my girlfriend into the World Cup

[brakeboosted @brakeboosted]

i've seen it all but ronaldo creating his own country to take down messi is a whole new level of crazy.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

I delayed the inevitable with my focus on the underdogs. Revolutions over. Its time to get behind Mbapoleon

[aloo bhujiya @NakhreBratzi]

i wish strangers stayed around after movies in the theatre and talked about the experience like letterboxd but irl

[Armin 🇧🇪 @ArminCFC_]

There is not a single athlete greater in history than this, not a single one. I don’t wanna hear Messi (who always had it far easier in comparison when it comes to conditions), NBA players (far less physically tough) or anyone else, this man is it. The greatest of all time.

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I’ve never been a Soccer fan but WOW I’ve watched most of the tournament and this World Cup has amazed me. Here are some things I’ve realized about the sport:

1.) Soccer is wildly physical. These players push, shove, and beat the shit out of each other & a lot of it goes unnoticed by the refs. You gotta be extremely durable to thrive on the pitch

2.) So much theater. These guys sell being “hurt” better than some of my peers in the WWE

3.) Penalty kicks are fkn insane. PK’s gotta be the most exciting/fucked thing in all of sports. Imagine being a goal keeper?? Soccer goes from team sport to individual sport QUICKLY, probably a mental nightmare for the athletes who lose on behalf of an entire country from a tiny mistake

4.) The referees can completely screw the game, the players, and entire nations with one call. That sucks

5.) This event may be the closest thing to world unity. All eyes on these athletes on the biggest stage in the world. Superstars are made. Careers forever changed

New fan 🙋🏼‍♂️

[Paras Amesar @ParasAmesar]

@BloodyDuty @AbsoluteBruno smh there is so much bias

[Paras Amesar @ParasAmesar]

@BloodyDuty @AbsoluteBruno if you find out why pls lmk too im so confused

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

everyday i feel like that dog tryna ignore it

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

my entire tl is brits of every gender expressing their desire to fuck jude bellingham

[Joseph Jojoe @josephjojoe]

we need a karpathy for non-technical people. a larpathy if you will

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[MCS @nomcs400]

@dessriell thats the order of the salphabet dumbass

[tai @peixenaoafoga]

me enxergo mt no neymar pois tbm sou tudo aquilo que poderia ter sido mas não fui vcs jamais entenderiam