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@anomicca @ilwanderer6 Not really though.

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@PieCannotDie @PhilipPetrunak @chudbastard Yes I do.

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@PhilipPetrunak @chudbastard If you aren’t making $175k in 2026 and don’t see that as a you problem, you’ve probably surrounded yourself with losers. Aim higher my guy.

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@Junegloom38 @TheeDrGroyper ????

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@Curious_cactus1 @wylfcen @MostlyMonkey Relax buddy

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@vocalcry An old Land Cruiser is the pinnacle of automotive expression

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@SodaStorm_ @BikeMan @TheMadHatrr You’re crying about a video game trailer?

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@Danakin95 @Dweeb_Cooker @TheGameVerse Ok I guess u no buy.

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@jaerrid @ViceCityVibes26 It’s a fuckin’ video game you loser. Pay money, play the game. Or don’t. But goddamn, you dorks acting like heroes is revolutionarily cringe.

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@QuackBrapQuack @DissidentWire And famously, there wasn’t a president during the depression.

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@DrHalPHD @EndWokeness I don’t agree that’s the point. That’s what we say to make ourselves feel less guilty about the system.

The point is to separate criminals from civil society.

[Religious Sailor Moon @tradcatboy]

Being married means you get half of your well-deliberated and expertly-considered menu pick, and half of an instantly-regretted foid choice

[ParcelFromTed @ParcelFromTed]

24 hours after breaking up with an ex she broke into my apartment and was waiting for me in my bed, threatened to kill me, or herself, unless I got back with her.

She made me her emergency contact and faked suicide attempts/illnesses for 6 months to try to get me to come get her.

We only dated for 4 or 5 moths.
Honestly not even that crazy of a girl…

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@gnosia101 @annakhachiyan It isn’t conceptual. She lives in NYC. It’s obvious this is the truth.

These are antagonists, not poor victims of mental illness. Their antisocial actions are proportional to the leeway they’re given.

And always - always - directed at women, children, and the elderly.

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@relaxedworld1 @annakhachiyan Why wouldn’t you put down the drugs and alcohol instead, and give yourself a better shot?

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@deplorable2025 @CrystalHope1979 I wouldn’t drive an s2000 if it was gifted to me. Too embarrassing.

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@GustiloGreg @anon193053 @CrystalHope1979 Yeah he was

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@deplorable2025 @CrystalHope1979 It’s worse.

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@GustiloGreg @CrystalHope1979 I ain’t reading all that. Looks gay.

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@DjSilhouwet @CrystalHope1979 I don’t drive a girl’s car.