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It’s The Jokes That Brought Me Here

[FBI Kansas City @FBIKansasCity]

The FBI's Homeland Security Task Forces are a first-of-its-kind task force, which coordinates law enforcement efforts nationwide to crush violent crime. The FBI and Homeland Security Investigations are leading efforts to target sophisticated cartels, foreign terrorist organizations, and transnational gangs whose list of crimes include homicide, kidnapping, human trafficking, extortion, and smuggling drugs across our borders.   https://t.co/u3oODmneZo

This summer, FBI Kansas City began forming our Homeland Security Task Forces alongside our partners from HSI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals and the IRS. https://t.co/7QLPziEOKM

And we've already begun utilizing our task force and partnerships in KC to bring charges. In one case, ten Mexican nationals, one Guatemalan national, and two United States citizens were indicted by a federal grand jury for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine and cocaine as well as numerous counts of distribution of those controlled substances, illegal possession of machine guns, alien in possession of firearms, felon in possession of firearms, and illegal reentry of removed aliens. https://t.co/GVGCPrYMNb

For more on these task forces throughout the nation, listen to this podcast: https://t.co/TaKHhVGs6L

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Incredibly well said

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Joe Biden immediately losing his dementia, talking perfectly and looking 10 years younger after Kamala lost the election will never not be funny to me.

Either he secretly found a dementia cure, they purposefully spiked his meds to enact a coup or he just executed the most brilliant long con in the history of politics.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Everyone in LA hates when I talk about it but

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Trump is President-elect for two days:

- Stock market hits record high
- Migrant caravan at our border dissolves
- Hamas calls for end to war
- Bitcoin hits record high
- Putin ready to end Ukraine war
- Qatar kicks out Hamas leaders
- EU will buy U.S. gas not Russian gas
- Putin will sell oil in U.S. dollars
- Zelenskyy phones Trump & Elon
- NYC Mayor ends vouchers for illegals
- Mexico to stop migrants at U.S. border
- China wants to work peacefully with us
- Big U.S. company to move out of China

I repeat: Trump has been President-elect for two days.

[drew @hydratedangel]

y’all i’m legit begging you please don’t be stupid on tuesday

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Kamala chose a white husband why can’t black men choose a white president?

[AB @AB84]

FEMA when American citizens need help✌🏾

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOOO Trump is hilarious

[𝙅𝙖𝙝™ @JahMakesMoves]

I couldn’t even imagine the heinous shit he did this night

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

VP Harris sounds like she just admitted the Covid virus originated in a lab. That was one of the “conspiracy theories” the Biden-Harris administration censored on the Internet. #Debate2024

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The secret service agent tasked with having to protect Trump and a Kennedy at the same event

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

All I’m saying is maybe a lifelong liberal like RFK Jr backing Trump is an indicator of how extreme Kamala and Democrats actually are.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Kamala Harris declines TIME magazine interview as she continues to avoid the press https://t.co/K1s22rGptT

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

#CopyCatKamala ACTUALLY CAST THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE TO TAX YOUR TIPS!!!

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Kamala Harris has been Vice President of the United States for 1297 days, 31,128 hours, 1,867,680 minutes.

During that entire time, she has achieved exactly NOTHING.

Prove me wrong.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Woke Jesus

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

The moment she realized that her hero doesn’t like black people.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Judge: We'll arrest you if you miss a day of the trial. You can't leave NYC to campaign.

Trump: