Parent haikus

A couple of new parents trying to find poetic joy in the daily grind.

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Not exactly a haiku, but my hardwoods aren’t exactly mulch either. #distancingpoems #therestwonow #morechildrenmoresyllables #momlife #parenthood #parenting https://t.co/sjPVtCJWRK

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

But she only knows it at one volume.
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#parenting #parents #parenthood #momlife #parentlife #toddlerlife #terr… https://t.co/QMSA3wtczM

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Just... why....? #passthepurell #parenthood #mommylife #parenting #momlife #parenthaikus https://t.co/nfFudBZXcC

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Well, now we know where they went. #momlife #mommylife #parentlife #parenting #parenthood #toddlergames #disinfect… https://t.co/qwOOK530T0

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

What a pleasant surprise! #momlife #mommylife #parenthood #parentlife #parenting #parenthu… https://t.co/xbRkNUe131

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

I mean, is it MY nap time yet? #parenthaikus #parenting #parenthood #momlife #ididcryovers… https://t.co/uHqSAKrc97

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Schedules be damned. #momlife #mommylife #parentlife #parenting #daylightsavings #springfo… https://t.co/85PKQ4c5vs

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Makes mealtime a real pleasure. #momlife #mommylife #parentlife #parenting #parenthood #pa… https://t.co/DmyaygdcNz

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Well, optimism is one word for it, anyway. #momlife #mommylife #parentlife #parenthood #pa… https://t.co/AVn1r7n4SS

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Good to know you CAN reach that table now. #momlife #mommylife #parentlife #youregonnaneed… https://t.co/gxMVtOmnBc

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Milk was for coffee and an occasional White Russian. #momlife #mommylife #parenting #paren… https://t.co/rf7qRtUMTy

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

"Uh-oh" only works if there's an element of surprise. #momlife #mommylife #moplife #parent… https://t.co/Dqqdxb928I

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

And maybe studs instead of tulle. #parenthaikus #parenthood #mommylife #momlife #thatsaids… https://t.co/brFRvc08aH

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

No, you're right. This is very pleasant. #momlife #mommylife #nonapnation #parenthood #par… https://t.co/OPI5VEuFcP

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

It's the same word when you say it and when I say it. #momlife #mommylife #nope #parenthoo… https://t.co/QTnUg6xPZ1

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

I am defenseless and you don't play fair. #parenthaikus #momlife #mommylife #parents #nono… https://t.co/WDrLMtqxOf

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

I can see how this is a confusing concept #momlife #mommylife #parentingfail #openeverythi… https://t.co/1JYHXc3yJ8

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

And do you have to rest your head on my knees while we're in here? #parents #parenting #mo… https://t.co/UWDKXsAQRg

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

"Don't touch those shiny things right at your eye level!" #momlife #mommylife #christmaswi… https://t.co/e4smSMq0d8

[Parent haikus @ParentHaikus]

Great idea, honey. #momlife #mommylife #diapersarethereforareason #parentlife #parenting #… https://t.co/OJqdFfTebe