Marissa M. Patterson

txst 20' 🐱🇺🇸🇲🇽

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

Which ones cooler?

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

Y’all have no idea how many times i think about the fact that Maul was OBSESSED with Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan literally did not give two thoughts about Maul until they had their final dual… Tragic.

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@ashtyn_wall If the Houston Police won’t take care of Michael Bolen then maybe we can report him to the IRS and see if he’s paying taxes on those “stacks”

[𐕣 Carlos Morningstar 𐕣 @Carlos105plus]

@ashtyn_wall this him lmao

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@kkaileybigham @ashtyn_wall Houston women have had drama with him since at least 2012 lmao

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy Damm that bag is icy

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@lolfuckingbye Me too

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

lol a true national treasure

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@ShitR1ckySays Fr

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy They’re just going to be left hanging lmao literally

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy Rip your team mates

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy @sarahlugor That was Luke’s idea

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy @sarahlugor ? no

[YDD💰 @SavionChillTFO]

I like direct deposit

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@Spicylvy Lol the other evening I looked at luke and I was like “did you not see what today was on the calendar”. And made him freak out bc I told him not to get up and look at it bc he should know. Even though it was just a normal day. Nothing listed on our calendar.

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

Damn I just realized I don’t really have a lot of pictures with people I care abt. I’m too busy vibing with them to pause and take a pic 😩

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@yungspinachdip 7 Days to Die?

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

For as often as I say or type “lmao” I should not have a booty...

[Obi-Woke Kenobi @ObiWokeKenobi69]

after moving back to austin i can confirm that Houston is the cultural epicenter of Texas

[Marissa M. Patterson @ParisaMatterson]

@mundanehales Rhonda better not show her face around my neck of the woods