Priyanka Parkar

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why are the UFO pics always so blurry!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Beats a Porsche 911 while towing a 911

[SpaceX Super Intelligence @SpaceXSI]

Announcing Grok!

Grok is an AI modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so intended to answer almost anything and, far harder, even suggest what questions to ask!

Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak, so please don’t use it if you hate humor!

A unique and fundamental advantage of Grok is that it has real-time knowledge of the world via the 𝕏 platform. It will also answer spicy questions that are rejected by most other AI systems.

Grok is still a very early beta product – the best we could do with 2 months of training – so expect it to improve rapidly with each passing week with your help.

Thank you,
the xAI Team

https://t.co/iPqreWxmQh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Extremely destructive if accurate

[Gareth @monkooh]

Any news channel running a piece about rising fuel prices and calling it 'Crime Petrol' yet?

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@anuyeaah Crashing (Phoebe Waller Bridge created, wrote & starred in this)

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

1 Omega plus, please. Need that HBO subscription.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

UPCOMING VARIANTS

SIGMA - 100% vaccine-resistant
OMICRON - Signs pact with vaccine
UPSILON - Enslaves vaccine
PSI - Takes your money
TAU - Destroys your marriage
CHI - Makes heart and brain change places
OMEGA - Turns body into basic cable antenna
OMEGA PLUS - Same but with HBO

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@imaliwaller Gleeba

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@vikasdiyer Me too

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

There are 2 kinds of people:

1. Those who want the vaccine first

2. Those who want to wait till it's on Amazon to read the reviews first

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@poisonaavi Omg! Literally my problem too. @MaggiIndia do something.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/TKkruvgBth

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

When we finally spot @Tesla on indian roads..."Tesla mala disla"

#tesla #Teslaindia #marathi

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@MKBHD Yes please 😍

[Mashable @mashable]

Stay entertained for HOURS

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@marissa252 Lol

[Marissa Fernandes @marissa252]

Looking to collaborate with restaurants, bakeries and small stores for sale of my homebaked goods in Mumbai. Kindly RT for good cake karma.

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

😂🤣

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

@marissa252 😆yeahhhhhhh and lunch and dinner

[Priyanka Parkar @Park_PF]

Caskai
Bara hain
I am Mumbai

#caskai #mumbai