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semi professional comedy writer, kinda
@parkerhammon.bsky.social

[; @parker_hammon]

Also I swear this website has been riddled with technical errors for me for like 6 months.

[; @parker_hammon]

I am no longer really online here and can be reached at @parkerhammon.bsky.social

Its about 2 updates away from being better and it isn't owned by one of humanity's saddest creatures.

[bergs @aseriousmang]

nice end of the year music list… it would be a shame if I only read items 100-87 before my phone explodes from loading one thousand pop-over ads at once

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘THE CHAIR COMPANY’, co-written and starring Tim Robinson.

The series follows a man who finds himself investigating a far-reaching conspiracy after an embarrassing incident at work.

Releasing in 2025 on HBO.

[; @parker_hammon]

This is the funniest one of these I've gotten. A DJ will be there!

[; @parker_hammon]

Local blackouts don't work for a sport with the most online and tech savvy fan base. I'll watch 30+ pistons games this year but because they're all blacked out on league pass, sling, etc the NBA will have no record of me logging on and plugging an HDMI from my laptop into my TV.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Viewership in the NBA has been declining, per @awfulannouncing:

• ESPN’s Opening Doubleheader:
•Averaged 1.6 million viewers, down 42% from 2023’s debut with Victor Wembanyama.

• Bucks vs. 76ers: 1.71 million viewers (down from 2.55 million for Celtics vs. Knicks in 2023).

• Suns vs. Clippers: 1.52 million viewers, down 49% from last year’s comparable game.

• TNT’s Thursday Game (Spurs vs. Mavericks): 1.45 million viewers, a 29% decrease from the previous year’s comparable game.

• ESPN’s Friday Game (Pacers vs. Knicks): 830,000 viewers, fewer than a college football game on ESPN2

(Via https://t.co/Pzpv1l2SVV)

[; @parker_hammon]

I am enjoying The Franchise on HBO

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@mylesdeloser

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Don't talk to me while I'm watching The Good Wife

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@mylesdeloser

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@mylesdeloser

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@mylesdeloser

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@mylesdeloser

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At a wedding the bride and groom had a uploadable photo album so @mylesdeloser and I took a bunch of terrifying photos to upload from around the venue (a Greek Orthodox Church/preschool)

[; @parker_hammon]

@Samabbottou In HollyWEIRD they have a saying -- "content is king!"

[; @parker_hammon]

About to pitch a show

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another business deal done

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

god i love establishing shots. they should make a movie that's just establishing shots